What do you put on your fries/chips?

SteveShaw · Post by **SteveShaw** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:09 pm

djm wrote:
Steve 'Very Much on the Edge' Shaw wrote:I wear nothing in bed and haven't done for forty years, but this is to avoid "jim-jam bottoms strangulation syndrome" (know what I mean, chaps? wink )
Um, no, not really .... is this another man-boobs thing?

djm

Jim-jam bottoms, yer tit! I'm not that bloody droopy!

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:09 pm

SteveShaw wrote:
djm wrote:
Steve 'Very Much on the Edge' Shaw wrote:I wear nothing in bed and haven't done for forty years, but this is to avoid "jim-jam bottoms strangulation syndrome" (know what I mean, chaps? wink )
Um, no, not really .... is this another man-boobs thing?

djm
Jim-jam bottoms, yer tit! I'm not that bloody droopy!

Well, I'm sorry, but if yer buns are hanging so far down off yer backside that they could strangulate . . . it sounds mighty droopy to me!

scottielvr · Post by **scottielvr** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:23 pm

* cough * I don't believe that buns, per se, are the issue, here. Uh, how do I say it? Right church, wrong pew.

Congratulations · Post by **Congratulations** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:26 pm

scottielvr wrote:Right church, wrong pew.

This is my new "catchphrase." I will use it whenever I have the opportunity, and people will think me witty, and remember me for it.

I hope you don't mind my stealing it.

Congratulations · Post by **Congratulations** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:27 pm

Oh, and being an underwear-while-sleeping-wearer, I know all about the jim-jam bottoms strangulation syndrome. It is unpleasant to say the least.

scottielvr · Post by **scottielvr** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:33 pm

Congratulations wrote:
scottielvr wrote:Right church, wrong pew.
This is my new "catchphrase." I will use it whenever I have the opportunity, and people will think me witty, and remember me for it.

I hope you don't mind my stealing it.

Not in the least; after all, I stole it from someone, back in the day.

I can only hope it will live up to your expectations of it; it sure didn't do those things for me.

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:08 am

scottielvr wrote:* cough * I don't believe that buns, per se, are the issue, here. Uh, how do I say it? Right church, wrong pew.

SteveShaw wrote:(know what I mean, chaps? wink )

The chaps might have thrown her off, eh?

scottielvr · Post by **scottielvr** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:54 am

Denny wrote:
scottielvr wrote:* cough * I don't believe that buns, per se, are the issue, here. Uh, how do I say it? Right church, wrong pew.

SteveShaw wrote:(know what I mean, chaps? wink )
The chaps might have thrown her off, eh?

I woudn't touch that one with a... greasy chip butty.

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:32 am

SteveShaw wrote:
scottielvr wrote:Uhm....we were talking about butties, weren't we?
Blame Flyingcursor - 'twas he who constructed the subtle bridge between chip butties and sleeping in the buff. Nothing less than a masterstroke!

Thanks Steve. I have my moments.

I don't sleep in the raw anymore. I'm worried that if there's a fire I'll have to go through a broken window and cause serious injury on any left over pieces of glass stuck in the frame. Now I wear solid kevlar body armor with extra crotch protection every night. Of course sleep is out of the question.

SteveShaw · Post by **SteveShaw** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:44 am

Heheh. Reading the posts that came into the thread since I went to bed last night, I can't help thinking that a certain degree of anatomical confusion has arisen. Maybe using the word "bottoms" in "jim-jam bottoms strangulation syndrome" didn't help.

I thought of clearing the matter up, but then I decided I was enjoying the confusion too much.

djm · Post by **djm** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:21 am

SteveShaw wrote:I decided I was enjoying the confusion too much.

A true deconstructionist!

djm

Wormdiet · Post by **Wormdiet** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:43 am

I'm pretty ecumenical when it comes to chips/fries.

-Ketchup
-Salt
-White vinegar
-Mayo
-Thomas's sauce (A north carolina thing)
-Molten Cheese
-Crumbled Bacon

-The above only work in certain combinations.

The best fries/chips on the planet are those cooked in county fairs in New England. Piping hot, freshly cut, sizzling golden brown on the outside with pristine white innards.

But I actually like Mickey D's fries as long as they aren't undercooked or over-salted.

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:18 am

Wormdiet wrote:I'm pretty ecumenical when it comes to chips/fries.

-Ketchup
-Salt
-White vinegar
-Mayo
-Thomas's sauce (A north carolina thing)
-Molten Cheese
-Crumbled Bacon

-The above only work in certain combinations.

The best fries/chips on the planet are those cooked in county fairs in New England. Piping hot, freshly cut, sizzling golden brown on the outside with pristine white innards.

But I actually like Mickey D's fries as long as they aren't undercooked or over-salted.

Sorry Wormdiet but I'll have to attribute any spelling errors to the fact you put mayo on your fries.

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:42 am

Flyingcursor wrote:
Wormdiet wrote:I'm pretty ecumenical when it comes to chips/fries.

-Ketchup
-Salt
-White vinegar
-Mayo
-Thomas's sauce (A north carolina thing)
-Molten Cheese
-Crumbled Bacon

-The above only work in certain combinations.

The best fries/chips on the planet are those cooked in county fairs in New England. Piping hot, freshly cut, sizzling golden brown on the outside with pristine white innards.

But I actually like Mickey D's fries as long as they aren't undercooked or over-salted.
Sorry Wormdiet but I'll have to attribute any spelling errors to the fact you put mayo on your fries....

...and sleep in your undearwear, right Flydood?

SteveShaw · Post by **SteveShaw** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:52 am

Tyler Morris wrote: ...and sleep in your undearwear, right Flydood?

If you do be careful to avoid self-twisting knickers. Very strangulatory.