Flogging Jason wrote:" The Irishman picks up the fly and screams at it, "give it back you basmati!".
FanTASTIC!!
I like that...Assume old voice...:I remember Newport in 65 or was it 66....when Bobby came on with that damned electric..."Folkwench wrote:How many folkies does it take to change a light bulb?
20
One to change the light bulb. Nine to sing about how good the old one was, and ten to walk out because it's electric.
A bunch of guys are out on an extended hunting trip. They draw straws the first day to see who is stuck with the job of being camp cook. The loser won't be able to spend as much time hunting, since he'll have to fix dinner. One guy draws the short straw and says "OK, OK, I'll do it. But I'll only cook until I hear the first complaint. Then that person will have to be cook." They all agreed.
After a couple of days with no complaints, the cook was getting frustrated. He started burning the food on purpose, cooking the worst meals he could think of, and the other guys just kept saying how great everything tasted.
Finally, the cook got so furious that he went into the woods and collected as much deer poop as he could possibly find and cooked that up.
That night, the first hunter to taste the stew made an awful face and blurted out "this stuff tastes like sh*t!"
...then he quickly added "But good! But good! "