Hey Cran, I had no idea you were a Koala.Cranberry wrote:I don't drink.
How many pints can you drink before you need the loo ?
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Dear me you are in a bad way! and yet it will get worse, soon you'll be half way to the John when you forget (due to your advanced age) where you were going, then you'll return to sit back down and realise you need the loo.scheky wrote:Due to my advancing age (only coming on 40, but it's been a hard 40), I can only drink around 1.5 before needing to "See a man about a horse". Unfortunately, also due to my age, when I get there, I often find that I can't actually fufill the purpose of my visit.
Damned if I do, damned if I don't...
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If 40 is old age, I must be middle-aged.perrins57 wrote:Dear me you are in a bad way! and yet it will get worse, soon you'll be half way to the John when you forget (due to your advanced age) where you were going, then you'll return to sit back down and realise you need the loo.scheky wrote:Due to my advancing age (only coming on 40, but it's been a hard 40), I can only drink around 1.5 before needing to "See a man about a horse". Unfortunately, also due to my age, when I get there, I often find that I can't actually fufill the purpose of my visit.
Damned if I do, damned if I don't...
*checking for pulse* yep, still there... 40 is not old!Cranberry wrote:If 40 is old age, I must be middle-aged.perrins57 wrote:Dear me you are in a bad way! and yet it will get worse, soon you'll be half way to the John when you forget (due to your advanced age) where you were going, then you'll return to sit back down and realise you need the loo.scheky wrote:Due to my advancing age (only coming on 40, but it's been a hard 40), I can only drink around 1.5 before needing to "See a man about a horse". Unfortunately, also due to my age, when I get there, I often find that I can't actually fufill the purpose of my visit.
Damned if I do, damned if I don't...
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If you are middle-aged, then I'm dead!Cranberry wrote:If 40 is old age, I must be middle-aged.
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Oddly, I can often get through a night of 5, 6 or 7 extra cold Guinnesses with just one bathroom visit (while at the pub).
On the other hand, a few glasses of juice or water or cups of tea will have me heading for the loo several times...
On the other hand, a few glasses of juice or water or cups of tea will have me heading for the loo several times...
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And whether the skin be black or white as the snow.
Of kith and of kin we are one, be it right, be it wrong.
As long as our hearts beat true to the lilt of a song.
And whether the skin be black or white as the snow.
Of kith and of kin we are one, be it right, be it wrong.
As long as our hearts beat true to the lilt of a song.
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I know! We must be ghosts and we don't know it.anniecan't remember the rest and can't see it wrote:If you are middle-aged, then I'm dead!
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The problem here is clear. Your apparently frequent need to "bleed the lizard" is illusory. You're merely drinking too slowly!jbarter wrote:I would like to publicly thank my bladder for stopping me becoming a hopeless drunk. After about two or two and a half pints it's a trip to the gents every half, on the half.
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He jested, quaff'd and swore."
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Now come along, Buddhu. My son lives in Hertford and I know that the pubs there don't have bathrooms...buddhu wrote:Oddly, I can often get through a night of 5, 6 or 7 extra cold Guinnesses with just one bathroom visit (while at the pub).
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"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
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