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Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:08 am**

She's back on the market!! Oh, wait, I'm not. And I wouldn't be particularly interested in her even if I were. Never mind.

:roll:
Steven

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:18 am**

But who are we going to obsess over now???? I mean, I ask you! How can we go about our normal lives without a Celebrity Couple to gape at, fawn over, gossip about?!?

I feel so...empty.

Susan

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:32 am**

Ben and Jerry's have split? Now that's news

MarkB

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2004 10:04 am**

... about time...

Luis

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2004 2:20 pm**

Quote @ Fun4Bambi

Maybe Ben will get back together with Matt Damon - they were a much cuter couple, anyway.

Agreed.

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2004 4:07 pm**

AHEM....>>>>>>>><a href="http://www.propagandamatrix.com/240903c ... ip.html</a>

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2004 8:18 pm**

Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

- Spike Milligan

Gee, and all this time I thought the whole thing was about Jello and that Aflac duck!

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2004 8:20 pm**

Eh, J-Lo looks too much like an ex-girlfriend of mine - call me when Jennifer Connelly is single again.

Loren

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:55 am**

Sure thing, Loren, I'll give you dibs when I break up with her. :roll:
Tony

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:21 am**

I heard that CBS bought the story rights for a made-for-TV movie which will be aired next week. I for one can hardly wait...

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2004 8:31 am**

I read in the rumor mags that she broke up with him because he kept playing "The Swallowtail Jig" until the wee hours of the night.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2004 8:57 am**

Sorry to dissapoint, but I couldn't be happier. I'll never have to hear the term "Bennifer" ever again!

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2004 9:11 am**

mamakash wrote:Sorry to dissapoint, but I couldn't be happier. I'll never have to hear the term "Bennifer" ever again!

I couldn't agree more!

Posted: **Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:02 pm**

mamakash wrote:Sorry to dissapoint, but I couldn't be happier. I'll never have to hear the term "Bennifer" ever again!

Uh - oh... bad news... I heard on the radio today that Ben has been dating another girl... whose name is... JENNIFER (Garner) !

Posted: **Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:28 am**

This is almost as bad as Billy Joe and Bobbi Sue. Did they ever get arrested by Billy Mack the detective in Texas?

And what about those two American kids from the heartland, Jack and Diane? Didn't they split a while ago.

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