BREAKING NEWS

Post by **Dale** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:30 pm

This is CNN Breaking News. And, I'm not kidding, this is labeled "BREAKING NEWS" by CNN.

-- Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

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Get a supply of food and water and duct tape your windows and doors, folks. It's freaking Breaking News.

I'm wondering if they'll preempt election coverage tonight for this.

Dale

Congratulations · Post by **Congratulations** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:34 pm

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gonzo914 · Post by **gonzo914** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:35 pm

Dale wrote:This is CNN Breaking News. And, I'm not kidding, this is labeled "BREAKING NEWS" by CNN.

-- Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

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Get a supply of food and water and duct tape your windows and doors, folks. It's freaking Breaking News.

I'm wondering if they'll preempt election coverage tonight for this.

Dale

I saw that -- and it's in a BIG RED BANNER so we won't miss it.

I'm heading for the liquor store right now. I don't want to run out of sacramental sherry in the event we have to ride out some shortages.

bradhurley · Post by **bradhurley** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:48 pm

I guess, in the end, she played with his heart, got lost in the game. Was she in love, or sent from above? No...she wasn't that innocent.

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:49 pm

Dale wrote:
I'm wondering if they'll preempt election coverage tonight for this.

Dale

I sincerely hope they do.

Jeferson · Post by **Jeferson** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:29 pm

Yikes.

You know, somewhere tonight in the US of A, some chap is going to be busy going about his business with CNN on in the background. When he hears various snippets from the tv in the other room, like "...Spears divorce...." and "...election problems..." I'm sure he'll come to his own conclusions.

Jef

carrie · Post by **carrie** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:42 pm

Dale wrote: Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

I'm guessing he didn't email her heart often enough, or something.

You know, the sheer poetry of her lyrics makes me understand now why Dale was so drawn to her, one poet's soul to another and all.

Carol

peeplj · Post by **peeplj** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:46 pm

Words fail me.

Apparently words failed them too, or else there'd not be a divorce filing in process.

--James

anniemcu · Post by **anniemcu** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:50 pm

I'm crushed! I held out such hopes... ah well... maybe he'll do better ...er... she'll do ... er.... nah!

Who gives a ruddy ______ ?!?!?!

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:10 pm

Why do you guys hate America?

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:30 pm

The thing that kills me is that he seemed such a nice boy, and she such a sensible girl.

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:41 pm

Does this mean she is single again?

The queue is rapidly forming.

Slan,
D.

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:43 pm

emmline wrote:The thing that kills me is that he seemed such a nice boy, and she such a sensible girl.

LOL. What sensible thing has she ever done (apart from kissing Madonna)?

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:02 pm

That guy has fathered at least four children born since July, 2002. They certainly seem to be a fertile crowd.

ketida · Post by **ketida** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:03 pm

Kissing Madonna is sensible?

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