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Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:41 pm
by Jerry Freeman
Oh, NOOOO!
I was visiting Colin Goldie's Facebook page, and look what I found!
This is terrible. All of Global Penny Whistle Tweaking Research and Production Consortium's secrets, gone to the competition.
And I trusted Ralph. He seemed such a conscientious mouse.
I blame Bloomfield.
Best wishes,
Jerry
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:49 pm
by usfenderfsdlx
You should have a hired a rabbit!
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:02 pm
by Steve Bliven
I thought Ralph was a whale....
Best wishes.
Steve
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:18 pm
by plunk111
I smell a rat - errr - mouse...
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:27 pm
by tin-titan
I knew we couldn't trust those beady little eyes! Never let a mouse toot on your whistle. This is how bubonic plague was spread during the Middle Ages. Mice practicing their tonguing on humans' whistles. I am devastated.
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:42 pm
by Denny
It is a clever ruse by Jerry to provide a bit of cover for Ralph.
Ralph is actually a double agent sent with minor trinkets of information to Colin
in hopes of bringing back the Goldie.
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:39 am
by dfernandez77
Strangest nose I've ever seen on a mouse.
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:45 am
by JayDoc
That mouse has clearly been tweeked, the question is....by whom, nyaahaha.
Jaydoc
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:35 am
by WyoBadger
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:17 am
by RonKiley
He has also has cleverly disguised himself as a hamster.
Ron
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:57 pm
by henryz
Just like Duke (the dog in Bush's Beans commercial) - trying to sell out to the competition.
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:26 pm
by Liam
Wait, I talked to Ralph... and he explained it all to me.
Jerry, you are seriously maligning that poor rodent. He is simply investigating the next great challenge in whistle tweaking. Anyone can take a cheapie and make it sound good, but he knows you need the ultimate challenge... to take a high end whistle and tweak it such that we will all swoon with how good it is...
Next up, Copelands and Burkes....
--
Bill
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:50 pm
by Pammy
The Pied Piper of Hamelin actually got rid of the hamsters. Thats why there are none left there. It is only a hamster getting it's own back.
They do carry a grudge you know.
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:21 pm
by Bloomfield
Jerry Freeman wrote:Oh, NOOOO!
I was visiting Colin Goldie's Facebook page, and look what I found!
This is terrible. All of Global Penny Whistle Tweaking Research and Production Consortium's secrets, gone to the competition.
And I trusted Ralph. He seemed such a conscientious mouse.
I blame Bloomfield.
Shhhhh. It's all part of my Plan for Whistle World Domination.
1a. Drive Phil Hardy out of his mind.
1b. Get whistle-research mice to defect.
1c. Get my very own interns.
2. ???
3. Whistle World Domination!
Re: Ralph has DEFECTED!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:24 am
by caedmon
The hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional mice will be pleased.
