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I think we need a |_33t forum.
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:lol:

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What he said.
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GaryKelly wrote:What he said.
Ditto?
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Post by Wombat »

Don't you just love censorship?

Those who are a bit mature might remember a song called 'Snoopy and the Red Baron'. Although it was about cartoon characters, it got censored in Australia. Ridiculous. The phrase 'that bloody Red Baron' became that *beep* Red Baron, a high pitched beep covering the offensive word. This gave rise to many of us inserting beeps into songs in places where we thought they ought to go. Censorship is like that. Here is my favourite:

Whenever I feel a *beep*
I hold my *beep* erect
And whistle a happy tune
So noone will suspect
I'm a *beep*

The result of this deception
Is very plain to tell
For whenever I *beep* the people I *beep*
I *beep* myself as well.
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Post by tuaz »

Wombat, that's hilarious! Brilliant. It only works though, if you actually knew what the song was about.
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Post by moxy »

Didn't Monty Python do something like that? "I Bet you they won't play this song on the radio"...?

Yeah, here it is: http://www.geocities.com/fang_club/song_radio.html

(I can hear it in my head, the actual sound effects, it's really funny)
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Re: PH0Ul M0uTH3D 4$5H0LE d1551N9 @mER1C4...R3@D On

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geek4music wrote:D1d j00 C4tCh +HI5 tHRE4D? $0Me di5gU5+1ng PH1lTHY P19 di55Ed 4M3rIC4? WHo D0 J00 +H1Nk W0ULD 53nD M0nEy aND r3Lief +o +HE1r 5+4RV1n9 45$E5 1F +H3y hAd @ F@M1NE 0R 3@R+hKW4kE? m4YB3 Th3y $HOulD 4Ll 93T 8lOwN tO NuClE4R Du5T.
Did I read this right?
Did you catch this thread? Some disgusting philthy pig dissed america? Who do you think would send money and relief to their starving a$$es if they had a famine or earthquake? Maybe they should ? get blown to nuclear dust.
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Azalin wrote:
geek4music wrote:4Ll
Did I read this right?
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Post by izzarina »

Wombat wrote:Whenever I feel a *beep*
I hold my *beep* erect
And whistle a happy tune
So noone will suspect
I'm a *beep*
I've always suspected that you were a "beep" wombat. :wink:

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NorCalMusician wrote::lol:

(I learned that from Cranberry)
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Post by kga26 »

Yes, and what about us poor old English eh? We are far too polite to diss anyone, and if anyone dissed us, we'd probably just agree........GR8.

Wombat, take my advice, don't ever admit to remembering the Beeping Red Baron, much better if you just convince yourself it was a figment of your imagination. SNOOPY ROOLZ (Did I say that? Matron, bring my medication immediatley) :sniffle:
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Post by Martin Milner »

By the way, Geek, I still have a sixpence with your name on it, if you still want it.

Avanutria and I went to see the Princess Di Memorial Concrete Ring earlier this week - apparently so many kids fell over and hurt themselves that the powers that be discourage paddling now. Still pretty muddy around there.

Just shows to go...
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Post by Walden »

There's a big difference. It's not news.

Putting down America is a common pastime. Putting down America, putting down American people, putting down American government, putting down American education, putting down American culture, it's all fair game.

That's what makes this thread a great parody. It picked out the most lampooned land in the world and puts it in the place Ireland held in another nonsensical thread.
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