INSULT DALE HERE

izzarina · Post by **izzarina** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:15 pm

Tony wrote:Dear Dale,
Congratulations on your daughter's engagement to Amar. Has a wedding date been set?

oooooo...are we all invited to the wedding?

Will O'B · Post by **Will O'B** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:16 pm

Tony wrote:Dear Dale,
Congratulations on your daughter's engagement to Amar. Has a wedding date been set?

I believe that Dale said to insult him -- not to give him a stroke.

Will O'Ban

Post by **Dale** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:32 pm

I was going to leave some witty remark here about amar marrying one of my daughters but when I tried my fingers were still nor working properly and the vision in my right visual field had not yet cleared up. Now that they are, I forgot what I was going to say.

amar and I have an understanding about the Undisputed Daughters. He may choose to pursue one of them. I may choose, in response, to kill him with my bare hands. Do I fear prison? I do. However, if provided all of the appropriate evidence, no jury in the land would convict me. And amar would be the first to acknowledge that this is true.

Seriously, I worry about amar not at all. I am grateful that there is an ocean between amar and my daughters. I am also grateful that I have hacked the Homeland Security computers and posted his picture on the "watch" list therein.

Dale

Tony · Post by **Tony** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:35 pm

Is it not true that he's sent one way plane tickets to two of them?

Brian Lee · Post by **Brian Lee** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:39 pm

Hey Dale, that right visual field loss is called a "Homonymous Right Hemianopsia". Say it with me now: Homommmiu....Hommnimumum....Homosapi.....

Stupid visual fields! Anyway, I think there's some form of painful laser surgery or perhaps cryotherapy that can fix it. Or maybe it makes it worse. I can't recall just now. Anyway, it'd be fun, and I think you should let me practice on you. After all you've given us, it's time we gave some back.

YOU DA MAN!!

jim stone · Post by **jim stone** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:21 pm

How can I insult somebody who has
an avatar that looks like that?
Such a tease!

anniemcu · Post by **anniemcu** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:26 pm

OK... with the new avatar, you tempt me too sorely...

Dale you are a ******, *********, ********** ****** *****!!!

Oooh... I've so been wanting to say that to her... uh... his face!

anniemcu · Post by **anniemcu** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:32 pm

Paul wrote:Dale,

You want an insult? OK then, ...............AND you are a Well known certified instructor of washtub bass. Now the whole world knows.

-
-Paul

edited to remove compliment

Hey now... let's not be disparaging washtub bassists. That thing can double as a weapon with instant conversion. Consider yourself warned.

PhilO · Post by **PhilO** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:32 pm

I declare Tony Higgins the winner. But what the heck...You, you, Dale Stupidly, you!

Philo

izzarina · Post by **izzarina** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:03 pm

PhilO wrote:I But what the heck...You, you, Dale Stupidly, you!

Philo

You know, I'll bet his name isn't Wisely at all. I'll bet he changed it just to throw us all off. And here we all have been thinking him to be SOOOOOOO wise for all this time

glauber · Post by **glauber** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:53 pm

Some would say that i insult Dale every time i post here.

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:56 am

Brittany Wisely....hmmmmmm, it has a nice ring to it, but it is kind of an oxymoron isn't it?

fancypiper · Post by **fancypiper** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:13 am

Whistle pusher!

boomerang · Post by **boomerang** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:40 am

Dale, ok you asked for it,

May the fleas of one thousand camels infest your armpits

may your chooks turn into emu's and kick your dunny (toilet) down

I hope you confuse your preparation h with your favourite toothpaste and get that cool feeling every time you smile

may your toilet paper be very thin and your razor blunt and jagged,

may your bra be 3 sizes too small, oops was i supposed to mention that??

may your butt itch profusily whenever you are in public

may all your erotic dreams involve danny devito and george bush

may you send me al your unwanted whistles, not an insult just a suggestion

may you always be endowed with more hair coming out of your ears then what is on your back
may your breath be strong and your bladder weak
but most of all
i wouldnt change a thing about u
Your mate (grin)
David

Martin Milner · Post by **Martin Milner** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:16 am

Dale, you are a miscreant.