Which whistle would you choose to...

TelegramSam · Post by **TelegramSam** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:42 pm

village smithy=a serpent whupass stick made out of steel with a few holes in it.

serpent · Post by **serpent** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 11:43 am

burnsbyrne wrote:So, now that we have had time to cool off, I would like to know: Where are the Whistles of Mass Destruction? Serpent has been suspiciously absent from the list of late. Where is Serpent? If we do not find any Whistles of Mass Destruction what will happen to the credibility of the Chiff and Fipple Board and our Fearless Leader?!!
Inquiring minds want to know!

The CIA has found noWMD, nor has the US Military. That does not mean they do not exist. But I don't sell to foreign powers, only to bona fide citizens of C&F and GC!! Honestly! One operative who has obviously been a mole pretending to be a police officer friend of mine since HS, has seen the WMD. His comment: "What the hell is that thing, Bill?" can only be construed to mean (in code) "Wow! That's a Really Mean Muthuh Whistle!"

Do not meddle in the workings of the makers of WMD! I have the Dreadnought now, and I know how to use it!

serpent

CHIFF FIPPLE · Post by **CHIFF FIPPLE** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:07 pm

serpent wrote:
burnsbyrne wrote:So, now that we have had time to cool off, I would like to know: Where are the Whistles of Mass Destruction? Serpent has been suspiciously absent from the list of late. Where is Serpent? If we do not find any Whistles of Mass Destruction what will happen to the credibility of the Chiff and Fipple Board and our Fearless Leader?!!
Inquiring minds want to know!

The CIA has found noWMD, nor has the US Military. That does not mean they do not exist. But I don't sell to foreign powers, only to bona fide citizens of C&F and GC!! Honestly! One operative who has obviously been a mole pretending to be a police officer friend of mine since HS, has seen the WMD. His comment: "What the hell is that thing, Bill?" can only be construed to mean (in code) "Wow! That's a Really Mean Muthuh Whistle!"

So could that be why that Arab wanted 50 low Bb's for.
They do make super whisile launchers

Redwolf · Post by **Redwolf** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:37 pm

My Elfsong C. She's solid as a piece of copper pipe (er, come to think of it, she IS a piece of copper pipe). If that didn't work, I'd play Danny Boy on one of my Eb Gens. That always makes people go away

Redwolf

ChrisLaughlin · Post by **ChrisLaughlin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:27 pm

I have a feeling few people would be willing to stand in the way of my Overton BASS Bb!
Chris

serpent · Post by **serpent** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:28 pm

ChrisLaughlin wrote:I have a feeling few people would be willing to stand in the way of my Overton BASS Bb!
Chris

Bah! I pooh-pooh your Overton BASS Gb!! Poo, poo! Poo, poo! The Serpent WMD rules.... Granted, though, that the Overton might make a respectable launch platform...
serpent

Chuck_Clark · Post by **Chuck_Clark** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 7:48 pm

Y'know, I'm sorta suspicious of the timing of this thread's resurrection. Ordnance whistles mentioned in connection with Missouri (bootleg fireworks source par excellence and the Serpent's Lair) a mere seventeen days before the Fourth of July?

Coincidence? I think NOT!

DavidSchulz · Post by **DavidSchulz** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 12:52 am

You have to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky? Well do you..punk?!

blackhawk · Post by **blackhawk** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 1:05 am

DavidSchulz wrote:You have to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky? Well do you..punk?!

CHIFF FIPPLE · Post by **CHIFF FIPPLE** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 2:30 am

Well since we apeer to be bragin & boastin.
My high Soprano A

is so totaly wicked it will make yer ears bleed and all in a six mile radius go deaf

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 12:39 pm

Well, I thought long and hard (about 10 seconds) before deciding if I should resurect this thread (again). Here is my reason.

I just received my Serpent Anaconda in A. Geez, that thing is a weight lifters dream come true! It seems to weigh more than my Overton Low D to both Renee and me. I have a G on the way this week too. I can only imagine what the Python Low D in brass would look and feel like in the hands. *shudders* Scary to think about.

While reviewing the tread I saw something about a special edition of the Dreadnaut whistle for all you mercenaries out there, that was to be raffled off. Did I miss it or is it still in the works Bill?

I vote for ANY Serpent whistle as a WMD!

PhilO · Post by **PhilO** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 7:29 pm

SOrry, I'd need two. An O'Briain Low D for general clearing and a Serpent dreadnought for in close...

Philo

serpent · Post by **serpent** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 5:33 pm

NorCalMusician wrote:Well, I thought long and hard (about 10 seconds) before deciding if I should resurect this thread (again). Here is my reason.

I just received my Serpent Anaconda in A. Geez, that thing is a weight lifters dream come true! It seems to weigh more than my Overton Low D to both Renee and me. I have a G on the way this week too. I can only imagine what the Python Low D in brass would look and feel like in the hands. *shudders* Scary to think about.

While reviewing the tread I saw something about a special edition of the Dreadnaut whistle for all you mercenaries out there, that was to be raffled off. Did I miss it or is it still in the works Bill?

I vote for ANY Serpent whistle as a WMD!

The Anaconda and the Dreadnought are, indeed, formidable implements of destruction, but the Serpent WMD is coming, still. The raffle and filling orders got in the way of its completion, but it has not been forgotten. Picture this: 22+ inches of chrome molybdenum steel, with a leather-wrapped handle and a removable set of steel mace spikes. All perfectly in tune, from the low D to the shriek of the bodhran player as those spikes destroy his goatskin shield as if it did not exist... Combine it with Stacey's high A screamer, plus a matched pair of New Model Village Smithys, and you are prepared to take on ANY pub!

serpent

PhilO · Post by **PhilO** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 6:31 pm

Bill, I want the full set, #1 if possible...

Philo

anniemcu · Post by **anniemcu** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 6:38 pm

FJohnSharp wrote:...fight your way through an unruly mob?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

I'm with markv on this. The Generation high G with a little ooomph should clear the way quite adequately.... not to mention add to the income level of the local audiolgists.

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