C&F Writing Competition. Can you freaking believe it?

susnfx · Post by **susnfx** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 8:56 am

Would you please list the names of the "panel of judges" so we know which ones we can bribe and with what?

Susan

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:11 am

susnfx wrote:Would you please list the names of the "panel of judges" so we know which ones we can bribe and with what?

Susan

The panel:

Bloomfield
Dale Wisely

Since (as we all know) Dale is incorruptible, please direct all bribes to my attention. Thank you.

amar · Post by **amar** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:14 am

Bloomfield wrote:
susnfx wrote:Would you please list the names of the "panel of judges" so we know which ones we can bribe and with what?

Susan
The panel:

Bloomfield
Dale Wisely

Since (as we all know) Dale is incorruptible, please direct all bribes to my attention. Thank you.

that mean no bribing with a susato..

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:18 am

amar wrote:
that mean no bribing with a susato..

No. But money, sex, cars, drugs, yachts, expensive vacations, and broccoli (hint hint) will work.

amar · Post by **amar** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:21 am

Bloomfield wrote:
amar wrote:
that means no bribing with a susato..
No. But money, sex, cars, drugs, yachts, expensive vacations, and broccoli (hint hint) will work.

broccoli? i don't get it..and I can't offer the above mentioned, especially not #2.

franfriel · Post by **franfriel** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:22 am

amar wrote:exciting!

Thanks, amar.

amar · Post by **amar** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:24 am

franfriel wrote:
amar wrote:exciting!
Thanks, amar.

you're welcome. but brush your hair next time.

susnfx · Post by **susnfx** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:26 am

Bloomfield wrote:...money, sex, cars, drugs, yachts, expensive vacations, and broccoli (hint hint) will work.

As is so often (and completely unnecessarily) posted on this board:
I've sent you a PM.

Susan
*adds broccoli to the shopping list

franfriel · Post by **franfriel** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:28 am

amar wrote:
franfriel wrote:
amar wrote:exciting!
Thanks, amar.
you're welcome. but brush your hair next time.

Oh, now that hurt.

amar · Post by **amar** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:41 am

franfriel wrote:
amar wrote:
franfriel wrote: Thanks, amar.
you're welcome. but brush your hair next time.

Oh, now that hurt.

hey, i was just kidding!

franfriel · Post by **franfriel** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:50 am

amar wrote:
franfriel wrote:
amar wrote: you're welcome. but brush your hair next time.

Oh, now that hurt.
hey, i was just kidding!

Crushed and unsure of the truth, Fran probes the mind of amar. Hmmm...

amar · Post by **amar** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:52 am

you better not go there lassie...

littlejohngael · Post by **littlejohngael** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:57 am

amar wrote:you better not go there lassie...

Too late, Amar! She's already blushing!

Best to you,

Little John

franfriel · Post by **franfriel** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:00 am

amar wrote:you better not go there lassie...

Whoa! No kiddin'...

<Fran staggers back to her own dimension> Now where did I put those meds?

chattiekathy · Post by **chattiekathy** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:40 am

Hope I don't embarrass myself

It's a contest! How can lucky Kathy miss out on a contest?

Entry:

Ole Fred

He climbed out of his fancy new sports car. Wearing a pair of shiny loafers and swinging his key ring on his finger. Ole Fred the rooster had been waiting on him. He never did like salesmen. Must have been the shiny shoes they wear. Pretending they know what farming is all about. The last guy is missing a piece of cloth from the seat of his pants. Ha! I doubt he’s ever coming back again.

Go for it Fred! Ha! He pecked his hand and the blood’s dripping everywhere. Ooh! Hope I don’t get sued. Hey don’t kick my rooster! Ha Ha! Get your own shoe off the roof! Another one down. I doubt if he’ll be back any time soon. Best fun I’ve had around here in weeks. I love Ole Fred.

True story. The name was changed to protect a perfectly innocent rooster