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What a hoot!Walden wrote:I'll mention this site, though, just because it did come to mind. Even as diploma mill rackets go, it's.... I don't know.... http://www.pulc.com
If you visit this one, be sure to wait for the music! And scroll to the bottom to check out this dude's nifty do!
Maybe they can pray for my Scoiltrad refund . . .
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Another wolf looking for sheep. Horrid soundtrack, to boot. PULC...looks like an apostasy from the original ULC. Used to be ads for that in the back sections of some popular, if not disreputable, periodicals back in the day. A high school friend of mine got himself ordained in the ULC at the ripe old age of seventeen, and on the basis of his putative ordination was able to get free tape reels of sermons from the ministry of that televangelist maniac Billy James Hargis (anyone remember reel-to-reels AND the Rev. Hargis and the depths to which he not surprisingly fell?). We'd listen to the sermons, laugh our butts off at the sheer crap that'd come out of his sorry mouth ("Setting the people of India up for hogfarming would be a good solution to the starvation, but they're all vegetarians over there..." [paraphrased] and "I don't want any sore-throated homos sitting in my pews." [not paraphrased]), and then record our own "musical" endeavors over the tapes. Hey, free tape reels, and not to mention entertainment into the bargain! What's not to like?Peggy wrote:What a hoot!Walden wrote:I'll mention this site, though, just because it did come to mind. Even as diploma mill rackets go, it's.... I don't know.... http://www.pulc.com
If you visit this one, be sure to wait for the music! And scroll to the bottom to check out this dude's nifty do!
Maybe they can pray for my Scoiltrad refund . . .
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Air fal la la lo ho ro air fa la la layCynth wrote: Or is it his falala?
Respect!
My talala has been touched.
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Air fal la la lo ho ro air fa la la lay
Fal dee fal o ho ro air fa la la lay
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And whether the skin be white or black as a sloe
Of kith and of kin where one be as right be as wrong
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I think it's tralala. And from the lyrics, it's clear that it's just another name for his ding-ding-dong.Cynth wrote:Oh, you touch my talala. What exactly is a talala? Or is it his falala?
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog!
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Getting back to the original topic of horrid web sites -- someone has already done us the service of putting them all in one place -- http://www.worstoftheweb.com
And veering of again to the PULC -- There is now the Universal Life Church ( http://www.ulc.net ), and the Universal Life Church Monastery ( http://www.ulc.org ), and now these people at the Progressive Universal Life Church. This means, of course, that a church that doesn't really believe in anything in particular has still managed to have a schism. Two of them.
I am an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church, so I view these pretenders as outright heretics. I'd like to say I joined to promote religious freedom, the right of all of us to to pursue our spiritual beliefs without interference from any government, church or parental authority, but who am I kidding. I have no spiritual beliefs. I joined to irritate my fundamentalist in-laws.
And to get the cool ID card, which has "Genuine" right there on the front, and the parking placard.
And veering of again to the PULC -- There is now the Universal Life Church ( http://www.ulc.net ), and the Universal Life Church Monastery ( http://www.ulc.org ), and now these people at the Progressive Universal Life Church. This means, of course, that a church that doesn't really believe in anything in particular has still managed to have a schism. Two of them.
I am an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church, so I view these pretenders as outright heretics. I'd like to say I joined to promote religious freedom, the right of all of us to to pursue our spiritual beliefs without interference from any government, church or parental authority, but who am I kidding. I have no spiritual beliefs. I joined to irritate my fundamentalist in-laws.
And to get the cool ID card, which has "Genuine" right there on the front, and the parking placard.
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The pits!
That really is awful - what religious rubbish and a total con!Walden wrote: I'll mention this site, though, just because it did come to mind. Even as diploma mill rackets go, it's.... I don't know.... http://www.pulc.com
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Re: The pits!
How true. These people are pretenders, apostates, heretics, recusants, renegades, unbelievers and infidels. The Universal Life Church of Modesto, CA, is only true get-ordained-by-mail pseudo-church. The others are mere shams, pale imitations, and I say the sooner something's done about them, the better.Whistling Gnome wrote:That really is awful - what religious rubbish . . .
Yours in righteous indignation,
gonzo
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He wanted them in his office, apparently.Nanohedron wrote:"I don't want any sore-throated homos sitting in my pews." [not paraphrased]
But not to fear, the P.R. firm that cut its teeth mass-marketing him and the Rev. Oral is still going strong with the present crop of Tulsa and Broken Arrow televangelists.
Reasonable person
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gonzo914 wrote:..This means, of course, that a church that doesn't really believe in anything in particular has still managed to have a schism. Two of them...
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Yep, apparently he didn't want them in the church, but they were ok in certain other places. Oh well, he did give us "equal broadcast time."Walden wrote:He wanted them in his office, apparently.Nanohedron wrote:"I don't want any sore-throated homos sitting in my pews." [not paraphrased]
All the Best, Tom
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Are we talking about worst as in content, or worst as in bright flashing lights everywhere and crappy midi music playing in the background?
Anyway, one of my favorite sacreligious websites is the one for "Landover Baptist Church" www.landoverbaptist.org
If you're like me, and don't check out the website, here are a few of the headlines:
Lucifer's Toy Chest Satan's Shopping List of Holiday Gifts Guaranteed to Send Your Child to Prison – and You to a Shallow Grave!
The Devil Doesn't Rest in December! Get a leg up on that old rascal, Satan, by learning all about his lewd, deceitful ways...
And of course, for all your Christmas shopping needs, don't forget your "What Would Jesus Do" thong.
Anyway, one of my favorite sacreligious websites is the one for "Landover Baptist Church" www.landoverbaptist.org
If you're like me, and don't check out the website, here are a few of the headlines:
Lucifer's Toy Chest Satan's Shopping List of Holiday Gifts Guaranteed to Send Your Child to Prison – and You to a Shallow Grave!
The Devil Doesn't Rest in December! Get a leg up on that old rascal, Satan, by learning all about his lewd, deceitful ways...
And of course, for all your Christmas shopping needs, don't forget your "What Would Jesus Do" thong.
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Landoverbaptist.org is a joke. I mean really a joke. A rather poor joke but a joke.cazadorecovey wrote:Are we talking about worst as in content, or worst as in bright flashing lights everywhere and crappy midi music playing in the background?
Anyway, one of my favorite sacreligious websites is the one for "Landover Baptist Church" www.landoverbaptist.org
If you're like me, and don't check out the website, here are a few of the headlines:
Lucifer's Toy Chest Satan's Shopping List of Holiday Gifts Guaranteed to Send Your Child to Prison – and You to a Shallow Grave!
The Devil Doesn't Rest in December! Get a leg up on that old rascal, Satan, by learning all about his lewd, deceitful ways...
And of course, for all your Christmas shopping needs, don't forget your "What Would Jesus Do" thong.
How they got a ".org" is beyond my understanding.
I'm no longer trying a new posting paradigm