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low incomes first line up please ;)

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yes bloomy......PLEASE
and let those CF members with the low incomes line up in the row FIRST because otherwise they will feel passed, and they don't get much chances in life already to get those dreamwhitles which visit them every night as they are asleep :D
I am one of them and you don't mind paying the shipping costs to netherlands do you hehehe

warmest greetings
berti
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Re: Wow, look what a lucky devil I am!

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Bloomfield wrote:
MEGA LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information very confidential till your claims has been processed and your prize/money Remitted to you.
Oh man, Bloo, you were going to be a zillionaire, but you broke the confidentiality agreement, which nullifies the whole deal. I know you must be heartbroken. Try to keep your chin up.
Nothing is so firmly believed as that which is least known--Montaigne

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
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I just received the same email! I won too!
"Put": the act of placing something in a specific spot.
"Putt": the vain attempt to do the same thing.
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Some humorous e-mail threads relating to the Nigerian scams can be found at http://scifi-jackson.com/nigerian_scam_replys.html. You need Adobe acrobat and some are a little racy.
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Post by Bloomfield »

Well, bless my soul, there is justice in the world after all! I won even more millions.
GRAND GLOBAL LOTTO PROMO LOTTERY,
THE NETHERLANDS. ALFONSTRAAT B56,
1002 BS AMSTERDAM,
THE NETHERLANDS.
TO THE MANAGER
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: OYL /26510460037/02
BATCH: 24/00319/IPDE
ATTENTION:
RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement
today, 8th march,2004. of winners of the GRAND GLOBAL
LOTTO PROMO LOTTERY,THE NETHERLANDS/ INTERNATIONAL,
PROGRAMS
held on 18th november, 2003.Your company,is attached
to ticket number 023-0148-790-459, with serial number
5073-11
drew the lucky numbers 43-11-44-37-10-48, and
consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay
out of US$5.5M in cash credited to file REF
NO. OYL/25041238013/012. This is from total prize
& gt; money of US$93,500,000.00 shared among the seventeen
international winners in this category. All
participants were selected through a computer ballot system
drawn form 25,000 names from Australia, New
Zealand, America, Europe, North America and Asia as
part of International Promotions Program, which is
conducted annually.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now deposited with a Security company
insured in your name. Due to the mix up of
some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this
award strictly from public notice until your claim
has been processed and your money remitted to your
account.. This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants
of this program. We hope with a part of you prize, you will
participate in our end of year high stakes US$1.3
billion International Lottery.
To begin your claim, please contact our
International claim
agent; MR Willson Edwards.
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER,
willsonedwards@webmail.co.za
For due processing and remittance of your prize
money to a designated account of your choice.
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later
than 30th april, 2004. After this date, all funds
will be returned as unclaimed.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, please remember to quote your
reference and batch numbers in every one of your
correspondences with your agent.
Furthermore, should there be any
change of your address, do inform your claims agent
as soon as possible.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank
you for being part of our promotions program.
Sincerely
Mark Brome.
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
GRAND GLOBAL LOTTO PROMO
LOTTERY,THE
NETHERLANDS.
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of
the winners will result to disqualification.
SORRY FOR THE LATE INFORMATION THANKS
/Bloomfield
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Man, I'd like to take a shotgun to those klowns.
How do you prepare for the end of the world?
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Post by Bloomfield »

Seeing how I can pay off the mortgage now and afford one of those young Russian co-eds interested in "cultural exchange" that, um, I am pen-pals with, I thought it would only be fair spread some of the wealth around.

So, as has been suggested, I would like buy everybody here on chiff & fipple several rounds of drinks (at a mutual convenient time in the future), but more importantly, I want to buy everybody the three expensive whistles of their choice: Rose, Abell, O'Riardon, Bleazy, Lon Dubh, Copeland (sterling silver, hey!), anything, you name it. I'll buy it for you and I will ship it to you for free. In fact, I will throw in a valuable leather-bound complete edition of the works of Mark Twain, AND an original Ross Perot For President sticker (only one per chiffer, please).

To claim your THREE expensive whistes, valuable edition, AND sticker NOW, all you have to do is send me an email stating your whistle choices (subject to availiabilty, I reserve the right to substitute Megs), your phone number and address, social security number, date of birth, checking account number, Bank name & address, and ABA routing number. Merely for age verification purposes please also include your credit card number and expiration date and the four-digit safety code on the back of your credit card. You will promptly receive a confirmation that your request has been received, along with the EXPENSIVE WHISTLE CLAIMS FORM. Fill out, sign, and return the EXPENSIVE WHISTLE CLAIMS FORM along with your processing fee of $100 (Euros are fine, Berti, Eurocheque is acceptable). When filling out the form, please do not forget to sign the 10 blank sheet attached, as well as the irrevocable power-of-attorney. That's it! And you will be set to receive your free THREE EXPENSIVE WHISTLES, VALUABLE EDITION and STICKER.

No, don't thank me. It's my pleasure to spread a little music, joy, and happiness around.

P.S. Due to risk of unwarranted abuse of this generous offer only to my very special friends at Chiff & Fipple, please treat this matter in complete confidence and don't tell anyone about your wonderful FREE EXPENSIVE WHISTLE request.

Your friend,
Bloomfield
/Bloomfield
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Post by The Weekenders »

Gosh Bloomfield, you are so.... inspiring.

Move over, lantern-jawed Tony Robbins, Bloomfield is the Man of the Hour!!
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