INSULT DALE HERE
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ohhhh - wait - wait - Noah got "The Giant Book of Insults" for Christmas, hold on while we find some good ones......... (I'm not picking these because they are Dale, I'm just picking some funny ones..)
in the "dumb bell" category
Brains aren't everything, in fact, in your case, they are nothing.
in the "writers" category:
He claims he reaches thousands of readers - good thing they can't reach him.
in the "egotists" category:
Success is going to his head, it's bound to be a short visit.
Ok - I'll stop now - there are 416 pages of these things!!!!
Missy
in the "dumb bell" category
Brains aren't everything, in fact, in your case, they are nothing.
in the "writers" category:
He claims he reaches thousands of readers - good thing they can't reach him.
in the "egotists" category:
Success is going to his head, it's bound to be a short visit.
Ok - I'll stop now - there are 416 pages of these things!!!!
Missy
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brewerpaul wrote:How about a curse instead of an actual insult?
May all of your teeth fall out, except you should keep one so you can get a toothache! (Old Yiddish curse)
Why do I seem to hear that in Mel Brooks's voice in my head?
And whether the blood be highland, lowland or no.
And whether the skin be black or white as the snow.
Of kith and of kin we are one, be it right, be it wrong.
As long as our hearts beat true to the lilt of a song.
And whether the skin be black or white as the snow.
Of kith and of kin we are one, be it right, be it wrong.
As long as our hearts beat true to the lilt of a song.
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Dale,
You want an insult? OK then, I'm publically outing your "other" credentials. You have a PHD in piano accordian with masters in re****er, a double masters in Kazoo *and* jawharp and a batchelor of bodhran. You also are a fellow in the International Brotherhood of Cigar-Box Banjo Players. AND you are a Well known certified instructor of washtub bass. Now the whole world knows.
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You want an insult? OK then, I'm publically outing your "other" credentials. You have a PHD in piano accordian with masters in re****er, a double masters in Kazoo *and* jawharp and a batchelor of bodhran. You also are a fellow in the International Brotherhood of Cigar-Box Banjo Players. AND you are a Well known certified instructor of washtub bass. Now the whole world knows.
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My complaint is not funny, but it is a very real concern. *ominous music starts, proceeded by a drumroll* C&F is too good. I've been on the board for more than an hour now. (I only meant to stay on like 10 minutes 'cause I have to study.) C&F is too addicting. I know he warns us, but the Crystal People take control of our minds and ///////INTERUPTION///////
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You forgot one thing. You are a virtuoso at the Shakey Egg.Paul wrote:Dale,
You want an insult? OK then, I'm publically outing your "other" credentials. You have a PHD in piano accordian with masters in re****er, a double masters in Kazoo *and* jawharp and a batchelor of bodhran. You also are a fellow in the International Brotherhood of Cigar-Box Banjo Players. AND you are a Well known certified instructor of washtub bass. Now the whole world knows.
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It's Billy Crystal's voice in MY head. In the persona of Miracle Max (see: "Princess Bride")buddhu wrote:brewerpaul wrote:How about a curse instead of an actual insult?
May all of your teeth fall out, except you should keep one so you can get a toothache! (Old Yiddish curse)
Why do I seem to hear that in Mel Brooks's voice in my head?
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Ummmm.....mine can. I have a pair of combat boots Well, I DID until my 15 year old daughter stole them for her own :roll:Will O'B wrote:Ah, your mother wears combat boots!!! (That was a good one when I was a kid. I guess now a lot of kids can say that with pride.)
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Dale wishes he was half the Wisely he thinks he is.
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