This week's Time Magazine...

BoneQuint · Post by **BoneQuint** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:37 am

SirNick wrote:That would be a good topic, "What's your favorite bumper sticker slogan"

"Slogans are the Enemy of Thought."

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:21 am

One bumper sticker I saw recently made me pause and think, then laugh. It said:

" If you are close enough to read this, you've just become a target!"

Yikes.

EricWingler · Post by **EricWingler** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 7:09 am

Joseph E. Smith wrote:One bumper sticker I saw recently made me pause and think, then laugh. It said:

" If you are close enough to read this, you've just become a target!"

Yikes.

Closely related is:

"Get any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield."

nancymae · Post by **nancymae** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 7:17 am

You guys are sooo funny!!!

I have colored my bumper sticker, taken a digi of it..and put on my computer..however, I don't have a clue as to how to get it on here. Can anyone help me?

Thanks in advance!

Nancy

blackhawk · Post by **blackhawk** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:51 am

EricWingler wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:One bumper sticker I saw recently made me pause and think, then laugh. It said:

" If you are close enough to read this, you've just become a target!"

Yikes.
Closely related is:

"Get any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield."

Or: "Keep honking, I'm reloading."

starman · Post by **starman** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:56 am

Another good one is:

"When the Rapture Comes May I Have Your Car?"

Mike

Montana · Post by **Montana** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:59 am

This is not a favorite but it did make me laugh the first time I saw it. I remember my dad always saying, "Jees, this guy thinks he owns the road." Then I saw this sticker, "As a matter of fact, I do own the road."

TonyHiggins · Post by **TonyHiggins** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:05 am

"Don't believe everything you think."

Recently I saw a license plate holder that said:
Eternity
Smoking or non-smoking?

Those rapture ones are great. We've been tossing around ideas for evil fortune cookies, like:
"You will choke to death on a fortune cookie."
"The person across from you will kill you one day."
I heard there was one that says, "Someone is following you. Lock your door."
Tony

carrie · Post by **carrie** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:16 am

nancymae wrote:You guys are sooo funny!!!

I have colored my bumper sticker, taken a digi of it..and put on my computer..however, I don't have a clue as to how to get it on here. Can anyone help me?

Thanks in advance!

Nancy

Nancy,

You have to upload it somewhere and then link to it. If you don't have webspace to upload it to, email it to me and I'll host it for you and tell you how to link to it.

cskinner14--at--yahoo.com (Replace middle stuff with @ sign)

Carol

starman · Post by **starman** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:20 am

Maybe I should have prefaced my previous post by saying that the bumper sticker mentioned was in response to a number of:

"When the Rapture Comes This Vehicle Will Be Unmanned"

stickers that had been seen.

Mike

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:48 am

Some of my recent favorites:

"Yes, this is my truck. No, you can't use it to move."

"In case of rapture, this car is yours."

"My child is an honor student at State Penitentiary."

"Work harder. Millions of people on welfare depend on you."

(under picture of Jesus fish eating Darwin fish) "Survival of the Fittest"

"My other vehicle is an F-16" (Air National Guard)

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 11:03 am

" Here in Texas,We don't Honk,We don't Hoot.
We just grab our guns and we start to shoot."

Ah well.....,

Slan,
D.

missy · Post by **missy** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 11:23 am

when I want to make EVERYONE mad:

"Nuke a Gay, Baby, Whale for Jesus!"

Post by **Nanohedron** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 11:27 am

Saw this one in Minneapolis:

"My Other Ride is Your Mother"

I was aghast, and just about peed myself laughing.

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 11:52 am

Saw this one while I was at lunch today:

"Drive it like it's a rental."