Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...This only takes a minute and it's fun! The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = poopsie, b = lumpy, c = buttercup,d = gidget, e = crust, f = greasy, g = fluffy, h = cheeseball, i = chim-chim, j = stinky, k = flunky, l = boobie, m = pinky, n = zippy, o = goober, p = doofus, q = slimy, r = loopy, s = snotty, t = tootie, u = dorkey, v = squeezit, w = oprah, x = skipper, y = dinky, z = zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name: a = apple, b = toilet, c = giggle,d = burger, e = girdle, f = barf, g = lizard, h = waffle, i = cootie, j = monkey, k = potty, l = liver, m = banana, n = rhino, o = bubble, p
= hamster, q = toad, r = gizzard, s = pizza, t =
gerbil, u = chicken, v = pickle, w = chuckle, x =
tofu, y = gorilla, z = stinker.
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name: a = head, b = mouth, c = face ,d = nose, e = tush, f = breath, g = pants, h = shorts, i = lips, j = honker, k = butt, l = brain, m = tushie, n = chunks, o = hiney, p = biscuits, q = toes, r = buns, s = fanny, t = sniffer, u = sprinkles, v = kisser, w = squirt, x = humperdinck, y = brains, z = juice.
Thus, for example:
Harry Potter's name is Loopy Bubblesniffer
Frodo Baggins' name is Goober Applepants
Charlie Brown's name is Poopsie Gizzardsquirt
And PeeWee Herman's name is Crust Girdletushie.
And remember that children laugh an average
of 146 times a day, and adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
(Have fun and I hope no one gets offended from this! I thought it was hilarious!!)
PS: My name is Chim-Chim GirdleBrain
:roll: 
