Nobody knows what a whistle is.

[revwhit]

I went in to a music store and found a Clarke in C. I went to the manager and asked if they had it D, because all I had seen was the whistle in C.

He said, "We have a whistle in C?"

Yikes

[blackhawk]

Good man yourself, Blackhawk. These unwashed barbarians want an education.

I have a will.
I don't need--don't want--a depleted uranium whistle.
Maybe I'll call up the cousin see if he has some stock, but just to check...

Dude, I am so not going to, like, decipher that. Rock on, Zoubipaï.

I know, I thought about saying "Once more in English, please?" but then realized I still wouldn't understand it.