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It means illegal like a game has rules. Because Microsoft sees us as numbers and children, not people worthy of service or respect. We are part of their sick, underdeveloped game.

I am livid when someone throws curses at me. Not, that the word is offensive, but it shows how slacking in creativity the person is. So I usually reply with something along the lines of this, "You are nothing but an insignificant mote of dust irritating my vision. Your opinion of me holds no mo...

America needs to change it's perception of itself. It is the young rich boy on campus. It's ideals speak of freedom for others ect., but if you ask many regular Joes what they would do if they had the prisioners within reach torture would be the first thing to come out of their lips. This is not all...

Patents should be given to things that improve the quality of life, not irritate me and make fun of my poor coordination.

For a fee of seven dollars, I will marry you to a Earth Goddess, which will get rid of those damn birds that eat your tomatoes, an will give you influence over the weather. But There IS more!!! I will hand over a chopper that will dice onions perfectly EVERY TIME!!!

Every Celtophile knows of this song and has seen it in various books. Does sheet music exist for it, besides Joe Thoma's orchestra retelling of Inbear Sceine? I would like to have this song under my belt, but can't find the sheet music...HELP!

Could it be the Crystal People . Or perhaps it will be Venus herself coming down to host a feast/orgy for the beautiful people. I have my bags packed

Didn't he break his hip and fall(it happens in that order, not the pther way around)? It all goes down hill after that anyway.

I see both of your points. I guess that the small number of buyers puts pressure on the makers also.

My diet is as follows: lots of fruits and veg.(cooked). Moderate amounts of meat, but usually only baked, and sometimes fried chicken. Whole grains are everywhere in my diet. I never eat beef or pork, and would not ever touch heavily processed food(if it can't be grown or raised, it can't be eaten I...

Mississippi is a vat of humidity and heat all year round. It gets to one hundred percent humidity and it looks like it is raining, but you are not so lucky as to have such a release. The heat DOES cook things, my intestines and brain cells being prime examples.

One of the most irritating things as a whistler is the surgery and risk we take in tweaking whistles...after all MANY of the topics we speak of involve this delicate procedure. But what irritates me is the fact that it is so well known to the companies and the makers, yet it is still required in man...

Another thing that bothers me about this movie is the fact that it makes evironmentalists (like myself) seem as if we want all of technology and civilization wiped out. It fails to put a more realistic event sequence in place to make the viewer feel like these disasters are readily possible. Tornado...

I see the dastardly plan of the late Dr.Atkins as a good thing. It is like Darwin's natural selection at work. I love it!!!! People who are gullible enough to fall for the idea that KFC and Pork Rinds are the vitriols of life deserve to endure heart palpatations various other uncomfortable health is...

In the distance of the night, I hear the calls of children in third world countries calling for vegetables. No, my dear children, the Europeans have taken our crops to make instruments.... of EVIL.