Thanksgiving comes soon
Must stop eating long enough
to go brush my teeth

Thanksgiving
Hot sausage stuffing
Remorse

get new paste and brush
for cavities happen in
the christmas season

after thankgiving
brushing and flossing teeth
grows in importance

of brushing white teeth
on thanksgiving day will my thoughts
instead be turkey

hot to cold will cause
many problems in a mouth
exploding teeth hurts

do not forget to
brush and floss and even swish
get mouth wash breath reaks

My brithday falls on
Thanksgiving this year. Let the
gluttony commence!

May your Christmas be
Joyous and full of good cheer;
And health for your teeth

Christmas eve
Sipping Nochebuena in
Cabo San Lucas

Sandy

first line in haiku
only has three syllables
add two more sandy

It works in Japanese transliteration.

Japanese most don't
know the language at all
technicality

Stripping wire with teeth
Also removes enamel
Why do they hurt now?

Not much new on here
Has everyone lost their teeth?
Dental tradgedy?

mysterious thread
seems to appear at random
not open often
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That really should have been "forum" instead of "thread" in the first line, but then the syllables wouldn't fit right.

Honestly, I rarely see this forum on the forum list. It's gotten so that on the rare occasions I see it, I always open it to see if there's anything new. And then start thinking about hummus.

You know how it is...
The Dentist will not see us
(Awful hummus breath)