Haiku Thread

Jeferson · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:55 am

watching the leaves fall
i just wish i'd not see them
from the dentist's chair

Jeferson · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:01 am

career decisions
army, dentistry, or both?
I know! drill sargeant!

Jeferson · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:25 am

i bet you can tell
i had my braces installed
September eighteenth

Jeferson · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:28 am

goodbye to popcorn
corn on the cob is out too
orthodontists bite

Jeferson · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:38 am

I can't stop myself
Hey! Here comes my boss right now!
I wonder if he

Dale · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:52 pm

speaking of torture--
sadistic endodontists
and the root canal

Dale · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:56 pm

So few seem to keep
their wisdom teeth nowadays--
metaphor or what?

Dale · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:00 pm

Fluorides in water
are contaminating my
Precious Body Fluids

Jeferson · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:06 pm

So many haiku
in such a short block of time
is a grave concern

Dale · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:14 pm

Jeferson wrote:

So many haiku
in such a short block of time
is a grave concern

This could indicate
a surplus of leisure time
or an obsession

Congratulations · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:49 pm

Biting open packs
of ketchup will ruin teeth.
My mom is dentist.

Congratulations · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:50 pm

Without some braces
I would have many problems
with mastication.

Congratulations · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:52 pm

Mustachioed men,
whiskers covering their teeth--
such sorrowful things.

Congratulations · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:54 pm

Grandmother's dentures--
broken and fixed with chicklets.
She smiles funny now.

Congratulations · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:56 pm

Human teeth, to me,
are not only bunodont--
they are magical.