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 lordofthestrings
 Post subject: Haiku Thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:12 pm 
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I brushed this morning;
making peace with my mouth has
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floss twang, song in my
mouth never quite in tune, teeth
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floss those pearly whites
or draft some gorgeous haiku
wax eloquently
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Some teeth like haiku--
white, glisten in morning sun.
Others not so much.

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Making teeth was hard
for God in the beginning.
Please brush them daily.

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I tried to make an
allusion in this haiku,
but writers hate teeth?

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Look at those clean teeth!
How can they be so pearly?
"Floss, then brush," he said.

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hard yellow buildup
bright and sunny day in June
oh so minty fresh

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Some pay whiten teeth
They glisten, they shine, perfect
Should I care, think not.

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Giving chocolate bars
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Generous dentist!
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this cheap dental floss
shreds and then sticks between teeth
requiring more floss
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checkups at six months?
or just go in once a year
something to chew on
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dentists make big bucks
no one likes to visit them
juxtaposition
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