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 Dale
 Post subject: My next diet...
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 david robertson
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Did you write that, Dale?
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I'm glad someone finally recognized the role of metaphysical exercise, because, as we all know, without it "a living and not a dying body....will strive to grow, spread...become predominant."

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But first, we must take a tuning fork to these gods! And you have to have a moustache like olde Frederick, it filters all the nasty bits!

Yet another diet craze, why don't people eat sensibly by eating just what you need. Eat to live not live to eat!

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MarkB wrote:
Yet another diet craze, why don't people eat sensibly by eating just what you need.
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Not familiar with theonion.com Mark?

I wonder if they could make an "Existential Angst" bar, with subflavors
"For whom do I write?" and
"I'm doomed to die unpublished!"

I'd chow'em.

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Well follow Neitzsche if you must. Just keep your filthy diets off my metaphysic.

As a staunch Darwinian I shall continue to believe in the survival of the fattest.
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Sorry Em, I'm not. Is it like our Royal Canadian Air Farce or in French,Ici Farce Canada?

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I am preparing to eat superhuman quantities
of chopped liver.
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The Chet Atkins diet works just fine!

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MarkB wrote:
Sorry Em, I'm not. Is it like our Royal Canadian Air Farce or in French,Ici Farce Canada?

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well, now you have me at a disadvantage. But, yes, it is a farce.

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emmline wrote:
well, now you have me at a disadvantage. But, yes, it is a farce.

And usually a very good one at that...
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Further, if you've got WHOA, if you're
NOT whistling, you're still not eating.
You're buying more whistles! Lose
twenty pounds in a month!
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I lost more than a hundred pounds in a day when I bought my Overton alto G...

I am now on a salary-controlled diet... :(

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Lose twenty pounds in a month!


And the way the exchange rate is going it could well be up to 30 pounds shortly!

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