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 Post subject: Hummus limerick
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:41 pm 
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There once was a lad from Columbus,
Who made the world's worst batch of hummus.
Said he, all red faced,
"It isn't the taste,
But the fumes that'll soon overcome us."


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 Post subject: Re: Hummus limerick
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:05 pm 
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That was a kick in the garbanzos.

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 Post subject: Re: Hummus limerick
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:32 pm 
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LOL


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 Post subject: Re: Hummus limerick
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:13 pm 
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My love cried out, "Hey, where's the hummus?
Did somebody burgle it from us?"
My sheepish reply
Was, "I cannot lie;
It's sitting right here in my tummus."



"Hummus" ain't the easiest word to find rhymes for, you know.

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 Post subject: Re: Hummus limerick
PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:18 am 
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It absolutely is not.

Nice one.


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