All the Water on Europa

MTGuru · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2012 8:34 pm

Hey ... That's the exact same water blob. They just scaled it up. Copy-cats.

Our blob is sitting right on the good old USA where it belongs. If the Europeans want water, they can drink their own damn blob, thank you very much. Should have thought of that before they shipped it off to some frozen hellhole they named after themselves. You don't see us sending our water off to the planet Usania or some such thing, do you? No siree bob!

dwest · **Joined:** Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:13 am **Posts:** 7113

MTGuru wrote:

... You don't see us sending our water off to the planet Usania or some such thing, do you? No siree bob!

I keep a freeze dried supply on hand for just such an occasion.

fearfaoin · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2012 8:02 am

MTGuru wrote:

Our blob is sitting right on the good old USA where it belongs. If the Europeans want water, they can drink their own damn blob, thank you very much. Should have thought of that before they shipped it off to some frozen hellhole they named after themselves. You don't see us sending our water off to the planet Usania or some such thing, do you? No siree bob!

You are my hero.

Roderick [Rod] Sprague IV · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2012 9:43 pm

Sending our water to Usnea?

MTGuru · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2012 9:51 pm

Ah, so that's what lichen looks like. And I didn't really write "lichen". :-)

Innocent Bystander · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2012 12:17 am

When I was a kid reading about Deirdre and the Sons of Usneach I always imagined Usneach to be like the stuff in the picture. I hope for Deirdre's sake the Sons were better looking.

mutepointe · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2012 6:50 am

I feel much better knowing the aliens have much better options than us for absconding with all the water.

All the Water on Europa

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