New Moderator

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:54 am

talasiga wrote:I would never ever refer to Emmline as porcine. Even if I were to call her "babe" that wouldn't be what I meant.

That's what I figured so I kept reading until it made sense.

I think I got confused because "sexist" can be a noun or adjective and I just got hung up the wrong way.

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:21 am

talasiga wrote:I hope you all appreciate the amount of moderation that goes into my posts. I would like to offer my services as a forum moderator here but I am afraid I am much too busy massaging my own posts.

Nevertheless I would be most honoured if I were to be invited by you.
I may even develop some courtesy in the process of declining your kind offer.
Wouldn't you like to see me being courteous?

Dude, your sense of self-humiliation is overwhelming.

Mitch · Post by **Mitch** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:34 pm

Congrats Nano!

Now the balance of moderation has changed ... I'm sure we can find something for you to do

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:39 pm

Mitch wrote: ... I'm sure we can find something for you to do

Well, I can tell you I'm not very good at it yet. Dale and Joseph are running circles around me.

Post by **Dale** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:49 pm

I'd like to have a moderator in the Eastern Hemisphere. EXACTLY 180 degrees from Birmingham, Alabama.

Post by **Dale** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:49 pm

....and one in Greenland.

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:55 pm

Dale wrote:....and one in Greenland.

Ya might want to start by getting a member there!

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:54 pm

Nanohedron wrote:... Dale and Joseph are running circles around me.

... as you know, I am not all that physically fit and therefore, I'd like to ask you stop making me run around in circles so damned much.

I thank you.

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:59 pm

Joseph E. Smith wrote:
Nanohedron wrote:... Dale and Joseph are running circles around me.
... as you know, I am not all that physically fit and therefore, I'd like to ask you stop making me run around in circles so damned much.

I thank you.

Careful Nano...Joseph is getting close to figuring out why you got the job...

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:13 pm

Joseph E. Smith wrote:
Nanohedron wrote:... Dale and Joseph are running circles around me.
... as you know, I am not all that physically fit and therefore, I'd like to ask you stop making me run around in circles so damned much.

I thank you.

Dude, you have the moderating acumen and reflexes of a bird of prey (if birds of prey would moderate). I must find my own way, as I cannot hope to fill your shoes.

*looks at the ground, scuffs foot*

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:18 pm

How much moderation would a moderator moderate if a moderator could moderate moderation?

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:25 pm

Walden wrote:How much moderation would a moderator moderate if a moderator could moderate moderation?

I wouldn't know. Moderation is something of a foreign concept to me. A delicious irony, don't you think?

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:30 pm

Nanohedron wrote:I wouldn't know. Moderation is something of a foreign concept to me. A delicious irony, don't you think?

I might have as many posts as you, if I actually had anything to say.

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:33 pm

Walden wrote:How much moderation would a moderator moderate if a moderator could moderate moderation?

Sure, easy for you to type. I dare you to type it three times very fast!

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:34 pm

Walden wrote:
Nanohedron wrote:I wouldn't know. Moderation is something of a foreign concept to me. A delicious irony, don't you think?
I might have as many posts as you, if I actually had anything to say.

Ha. I may have had plenty to say, but most of it has been plenty o' nothin'. Now YOU are the very soul of moderation.