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PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:23 pm 
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Questions That Invite Answers Which are Lies, Part I

Are you flossing daily?


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So, darling, 10 pm was the only appointment you could get?

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If I like my health care coverage, will I be able to keep it? :(


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Flossing?

Is that an ornamentaion technique?
How do you execute it?
:o :P

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Does this dress make me look fat?

Sir, do you know how fast you were going?

The scrambled calf brains and broccoli is my mom's special recipe. How do you like it?

To an auto dealer's repair shop: What did you find wrong?

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"How are you?"

I suppose Americans would ask "Howz it doin'?'' or "Wazzup?"

And there's a more narrow one:

"How's business?"

I love these - there is no answer to them that can be true. But it is in the pretence that the answer CAN be true that it all gets interesting!

The social narrative.

Thanks Dale - it's topical for humans at this time!

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