So, uh, not too much going on around this forum, I guess. Anybody want to, you know, help me get a new thread started here?
Just wondering.
Tom
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A violently controversial thread!!
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Well, then, I'll make one up and you can violently disagree with me.
Ready?
It's name is Xantax. Xantax prefers to be addressed as Xantax. Prefixes such as Lord, Master, Your Holiness, or Dude are offensive and punished by immediate and ruthless exposure to a roomful of third graders with Generation high G's.
Xantax is both male and female. It's godlike policies include supporting war, gun ownership, genocide, obesity, alternate sexuality, and violent destruction of swarms of harmless, productive insects. Xanax stands against dental hygene and flanges. Hummus recipes are an abomination.
We show our allegience to Xantax by engaging in all of the above activities as a matter of lifestyle. The specific worship ritual involves dancing in a circle around a group of four black and white cats, singing the following words in exact sequence:
Hoooaaah Ho Lacka twAAAA! Dup Dedup de dup waka waka waka oh yeah. [repeat]
Those who do not know how to do the Xanax dance must look to the prophet John, who will show them the way.
Discuss.
Ready?
It's name is Xantax. Xantax prefers to be addressed as Xantax. Prefixes such as Lord, Master, Your Holiness, or Dude are offensive and punished by immediate and ruthless exposure to a roomful of third graders with Generation high G's.
Xantax is both male and female. It's godlike policies include supporting war, gun ownership, genocide, obesity, alternate sexuality, and violent destruction of swarms of harmless, productive insects. Xanax stands against dental hygene and flanges. Hummus recipes are an abomination.
We show our allegience to Xantax by engaging in all of the above activities as a matter of lifestyle. The specific worship ritual involves dancing in a circle around a group of four black and white cats, singing the following words in exact sequence:
Hoooaaah Ho Lacka twAAAA! Dup Dedup de dup waka waka waka oh yeah. [repeat]
Those who do not know how to do the Xanax dance must look to the prophet John, who will show them the way.
Discuss.
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Marklar?
Where does Xantax stand on 'eating babies' debate? How about 'puppy kicking'? Scientology? Just trying to make an educated decision.
Where does Xantax stand on 'eating babies' debate? How about 'puppy kicking'? Scientology? Just trying to make an educated decision.
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lordofthestrings wrote:Where does Xantax stand on 'eating babies' debate? How about 'puppy kicking'? Scientology? Just trying to make an educated decision.
Xantax is is favor of kicking babies, eating puppies, and widespread playing of Generation high G's. But not scientology. Even alien gods have to draw the line somewhere.
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Nanohedron wrote:TOOTHPASTE!! TOOOOOOTHPASTE!!!!! MUUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Once, when I was a teenager, my brother (who was really weird) decided it would be interesting to poke numerous holes in the toothpaste tube with a pin. He did it to the flavor my sister and I preferred, not his.
Ever after, the tube oozed from multiple pinpricks every time you squeezed it. Until we got disgusted and tossed it.
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Re: A violently controversial thread!!
OK, so the Xantax thing never really took off. Time to try a different tack.
Brace yourself...
I REALLY, REALLY HATE BRITTANY SPANIELS!!!
There. I said it.
T
Brace yourself...
I REALLY, REALLY HATE BRITTANY SPANIELS!!!
There. I said it.
T
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Re: A violently controversial thread!!
Huh. And you called *me* out of control.
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Re: A violently controversial thread!!
Xantax, can you stop spamming me?
Oh, wait. that's Xanax.
Oh, wait. that's Xanax.
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Re: A violently controversial thread!!
WyoBadger wrote:I REALLY, REALLY HATE BRITTANY SPANIELS!!!
Have you tried them roasted, with a bit of rosemary and olive oil? Delicious!
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Re: A violently controversial thread!!
jsluder wrote:WyoBadger wrote:I REALLY, REALLY HATE BRITTANY SPANIELS!!!
Have you tried them roasted, with a bit of rosemary and olive oil? Delicious!
I like the way you're thinkin', pal.
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Re: A violently controversial thread!!
WyoBadger wrote:
I REALLY, REALLY HATE BRITTANY SPANIELS!!!
There. I said it.
T
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Re: A violently controversial thread!!
Wasn't so bad? DOGgeral set to music.
We have enough youth. How about a "fountain of smart".