Haiku Thread

All about flanges and dental hygiene. And hummus.
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I brushed this morning;
making peace with my mouth has
never felt so good.
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floss twang, song in my
mouth never quite in tune, teeth
too close together
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Post by Jeferson »

floss those pearly whites
or draft some gorgeous haiku
wax eloquently
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Some teeth like haiku--
white, glisten in morning sun.
Others not so much.
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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Making teeth was hard
for God in the beginning.
Please brush them daily.
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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I tried to make an
allusion in this haiku,
but writers hate teeth?
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Look at those clean teeth!
How can they be so pearly?
"Floss, then brush," he said.
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hard yellow buildup
bright and sunny day in June
oh so minty fresh
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Some pay whiten teeth
They glisten, they shine, perfect
Should I care, think not.
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Reoccurring dreams
Visions of crushed incisors
Awake the tongue probes
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Giving chocolate bars
to the kids on Halloween.
Generous dentist!
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this cheap dental floss
shreds and then sticks between teeth
requiring more floss
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I will eat onions
to justify listerine
and make my gums burn
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checkups at six months?
or just go in once a year
something to chew on
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dentists make big bucks
no one likes to visit them
juxtaposition
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