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I am the Judge. After 10 entries, I will select the winner. Two entries per person. The satisfaction of winning will be the prize.

Casting shot from 'Americas Next Top Flange Model', coming this fall to fox.

Imagine if you will a flange basket and a sink so large that it can swallow a man or a dog and take them on that wet and draining journey to the Flange Light Zone.

And now for something completely different: A man with two flanges and a flange with two nipples.

hmmmm.... this flute is gonna be a little bigger than i planned. maybe i should have written millimeters instead of meters.... damned metrics anyway.

I think Ratnashree Steel's original is still the best

We are at present suppying to various industries like Chemicals, Pharmaceuticals, Sugar, Cement, Fertilisers, Dairy, Breaveries, Shipbuiding, Construction, Energy, Defence and many more directly or indirectly.

Breaveries and Shipbuiding are big users of plate flanges.

Don't worry about those left over parts; they alway throw in a few extra.

James Bond #7, Jerry Ferrara, poses for his new movie, "Flanges are Forever"

I CAN build a wormhole. I just KNOW I Can!!!

Asperger's Syndrome in Adults: Trains just aren't enough anymore.

The Caption Contest is closed. Thank you all for being big part players in my evil plan. Mwa-ha-ha. I enjoyed all the entries on different levels. The winning entry, below, is only funny because it's true.

gonzo914 wrote:Don't worry about those left over parts; they alway throw in a few extra.

mutepointe wrote:The Caption Contest is closed. Thank you all for being big part players in my evil plan. Mwa-ha-ha. I enjoyed all the entries on different levels. The winning entry, below, is only funny because it's true.

gonzo914 wrote:Don't worry about those left over parts; they alway throw in a few extra.

I won!!!!!

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I . . . me . . . . gonzo . . . . I won!!!

Now, do I get to go to LA to compete in the regionals?

I am so excited.

This is just the kind of spontaneous notoriety to set a budding career on fire.

Congratulations gonzo!

Oddly I agree..... please don't tell mute

Sigh. OK, well, congratulations then. Sigh.

I'm glad we were able to achieve your nefarious ends, Mute.