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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:31 pm 
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Implant #8 Central incisor

Hazed by anesthetics
The oral surgeon removes
the ruptured stub of an old tooth

Titanium replacing bone
Fusing to bone
For the next 4 months

Eating carefully with fork and knife
Burritos and sandwiches
rinse with chlorhexidine gluconate

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I.D.10-t wrote:
Implant #8 Central incisor

Hazed by anesthetics
The oral surgeon removes
the ruptured stub of an old tooth

Titanium replacing bone
Fusing to bone
For the next 4 months

Eating carefully with fork and knife
Burritos and sandwiches
rinse with chlorhexidine gluconate


Good.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:13 am 
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Thanks,

Technically, I think that the term erupted is used instead of ruptured, but it seems to be used in two different ways. Over all it could use some work, but it was fun to write.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:44 am 
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For some reason, this reminded me of
something I heard this weekend on NPR's
"Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me". Apparently,
Ed Helms, who stars in the movie "The
Hangover" is missing a tooth. It was
convenient as the movie requires his
character to lose a tooth.

He also plays the banjo (the show's host
introduced him as "the 2nd most important
banjo-playing comedian in America") so he
made the obligatory "toothless banjo player"
joke.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:38 pm 
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Yep, you can hear it here.

Wait, Wait... homepage

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:41 pm 
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I.D.10-t wrote:

I download it as a podcast on iTunes. A great
pick-me-up when I drive into work on Monday.


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