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All about flanges and dental hygiene. And hummus.
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Teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth.
Teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth.
Now it sounds funny.
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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just when I thought all
tooth poems were done to death
congratulations
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persimmons dangle,
trickle like a root canal
wash away the warmth
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A seasonal element--well done.
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Tooth haiku, like teeth,
must be brushed once every day.
Two times is preferred.
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my dentist hands out
jawbreakers and caramel
and he drives a porsche
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Slightly off topic
haikus are highest form of
communication
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My grandpa told me
gummy bears are not easy
to eat with just gums
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Coffee is prized for
its caffeine content but not
its effect on teeth
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gingivitis has
taken all the fun out of
eating Doritos
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mmm-mm Doritos
the king of the salty snacks
maybe the grand duke
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There once was a dentist named Ross,
Who gave out toothbrushes and floss.
He loved Nitrous Oxide. . . . what's that? Oh, Haikus! My bad.
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Next time you post here
make sure you read the thread name
before you submit

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i've a poem about
limericks and Cork people
i can't post it here
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I shall loose my teeth
Time shall take them, A Dentist.
Pliers, yanking, ouch!
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