Haiku Thread

Congratulations · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:58 pm

Teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth.
Teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth.
Now it sounds funny.

FJohnSharp · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:49 am

just when I thought all
tooth poems were done to death
congratulations

Walden · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:13 am

persimmons dangle,
trickle like a root canal
wash away the warmth

FJohnSharp · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:21 am

A seasonal element--well done.

Congratulations · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:02 am

Tooth haiku, like teeth,
must be brushed once every day.
Two times is preferred.

FJohnSharp · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:05 am

my dentist hands out
jawbreakers and caramel
and he drives a porsche

lordofthestrings · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:02 pm

Slightly off topic
haikus are highest form of
communication

lordofthestrings · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:05 pm

My grandpa told me
gummy bears are not easy
to eat with just gums

lordofthestrings · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:08 pm

Coffee is prized for
its caffeine content but not
its effect on teeth

FJohnSharp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:20 am

gingivitis has
taken all the fun out of
eating Doritos

Walden · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:40 am

mmm-mm Doritos
the king of the salty snacks
maybe the grand duke

fearfaoin · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:12 am

There once was a dentist named Ross,
Who gave out toothbrushes and floss.
He loved Nitrous Oxide. . . . what's that? Oh, Haikus! My bad.

lordofthestrings · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:13 pm

Next time you post here
make sure you read the thread name
before you submit

FJohnSharp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:28 pm

i've a poem about
limericks and Cork people
i can't post it here

pastorkeith · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:23 pm

I shall loose my teeth
Time shall take them, A Dentist.
Pliers, yanking, ouch!