Haiku Thread

All about flanges and dental hygiene. And hummus.
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Charlie Brown got rocks,
but you can bet that his teeth
outlived Linus's

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Although off topic
my four hundreth post was spent
writting a haiku :)
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Halloween, Dentists!
Celebrate! Rejoice! Be Glad!
Pass the chocolate!

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Against beasties? Well,
today Luther presented
95 theses
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Nailed them to the door
Opened a big can of worms
Excommunicate!

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poor Doctor Luther
ate a diet of but worms
small cat'll kiss 'im
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Drill drill drill rinse spit
Drill drill suction drill rinse spit
Drill rinse spit rinse spit
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Martin married Kate
He smiled. She smiled, too.
No dentists involved.

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Dental hygienists
They're the folks I want to do
my cavity search
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Jeferson wrote:Dental hygienists
They're the folks I want to do
my cavity search
:D
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Checkup Tomorrow;
My Dentist and I: one will
Look down in the mouth.
Wizard needs whiskey, badly!
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"No work is needed"
Glad, I pass the portals of
Ivory and Gold
Wizard needs whiskey, badly!
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Jeferson wrote:floss those pearly whites
or draft some gorgeous haiku
wax eloquently
Nat King Cole
Was a very old sole
And a very old sole was he
He called for his pipe
And he called for his tabor
And he called for his fiddle I fee.
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Ray Evans, the lyricist of "Mona Lisa", died on February 15, 2007, the 42nd anniversary of Nat King Cole's death.
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Interesting fact!
Dear Walden, impress me by
making it haiku

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Mona's author died
day after St. Valentine's
this year forty-two
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