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Haiku Thread

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:12 pm
by lordofthestrings
I brushed this morning;
making peace with my mouth has
never felt so good.

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:32 pm
by FJohnSharp
floss twang, song in my
mouth never quite in tune, teeth
too close together

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:03 pm
by Jeferson
floss those pearly whites
or draft some gorgeous haiku
wax eloquently

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:16 pm
by Congratulations
Some teeth like haiku--
white, glisten in morning sun.
Others not so much.

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:17 pm
by Congratulations
Making teeth was hard
for God in the beginning.
Please brush them daily.

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:18 pm
by Congratulations
I tried to make an
allusion in this haiku,
but writers hate teeth?

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:20 pm
by Congratulations
Look at those clean teeth!
How can they be so pearly?
"Floss, then brush," he said.

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:51 am
by Walden
hard yellow buildup
bright and sunny day in June
oh so minty fresh

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:32 am
by pastorkeith
Some pay whiten teeth
They glisten, they shine, perfect
Should I care, think not.

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:52 am
by I.D.10-t
Reoccurring dreams
Visions of crushed incisors
Awake the tongue probes

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:01 am
by Jeferson
Giving chocolate bars
to the kids on Halloween.
Generous dentist!

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:39 am
by Dale
this cheap dental floss
shreds and then sticks between teeth
requiring more floss

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:48 am
by lordofthestrings
I will eat onions
to justify listerine
and make my gums burn

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:50 am
by Jeferson
checkups at six months?
or just go in once a year
something to chew on

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:53 am
by Jeferson
dentists make big bucks
no one likes to visit them
juxtaposition