Haiku Thread

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Summertime has come
to Wisconsin's eastern shores;
but teeth still chatter...
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I forgot the time
Dentist appointment postponed
Damn it, I've got holes
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Oh, tis the season
For snacks, drinks, and impending
Dentist bills to come
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Nearly forgotten,
from the depths: haiku thread. Oh,
necrophilia.
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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A bent blade of grass
burdened with cool morning dew
The rabbit finds food
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surprise pneumonia
foils last minute shopping, so:
amazon.com
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One-day shipping or
two-day or three-day shipping--
December 20.
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The warren is dark
Tree roots decorate the walls
Bunny dreams of grass
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Deck the halls with boughs
of holly, Fa la la la
la la la la la
Vivat diabolus in musica! MTGuru's (old) GG Clips / Blackbird Clips

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"Knock, Knock" sounds the first
"Who is there?" comes the reply
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The economy
Has been sluggish, the output
Of Haikus down... Blah

Introducing the
Haikus Stimulous Package!
So how does it work?

Everytime you feel
Like spending money, write a
Haiku instead! WOW!

Not only will you
Save some money, but you will
Feel all artsy like

:D :D :D
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Post by Nanohedron »

MTGuru wrote:Deck the halls with boughs
of holly, Fa la la la
la la la la la
This is sublime.
"If you take music out of this world, you will have nothing but a ball of fire." - Tribal musician
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