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Author:  FJohnSharp [ Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Hummus limerick

There once was a lad from Columbus,
Who made the world's worst batch of hummus.
Said he, all red faced,
"It isn't the taste,
But the fumes that'll soon overcome us."

Author:  Nanohedron [ Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hummus limerick

That was a kick in the garbanzos.

Author:  FJohnSharp [ Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hummus limerick

LOL

Author:  Nanohedron [ Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hummus limerick

My love cried out, "Hey, where's the hummus?
Did somebody burgle it from us?"
My sheepish reply
Was, "I cannot lie;
It's sitting right here in my tummus."



"Hummus" ain't the easiest word to find rhymes for, you know.

Author:  FJohnSharp [ Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hummus limerick

It absolutely is not.

Nice one.

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