Dental Haiku

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Dental Haiku

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Off to the dentist
For my annual checkup
This will not be fun
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my teeth strong but brown
surviving without dentists
the tombstones persist
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Leaves turning color
Loosening, falling to earth
Just like my damned teeth
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trees in the forest
shout with gold through green to red
still my teeth persist
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dig up this thread
for it's dead like Berenice
with the perfect teeth
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spittle escaping
down my chin, hook scratching nerves
what was I thinking
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Dental drill, I cannot feel
because of anesthesia,
My tooth is ill, I feel no chill,
I dream about amnesia.
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l.brook wrote:Dental drill, I cannot feel
because of anesthesia,
My tooth is ill, I feel no chill,
I dream about amnesia.
Too many words fill
this non haiku edifice
crowded like my teeth
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My caps are loose
no money for the visit
I will eat with care
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UncleChuck wrote:My caps are loose
no money for the visit
I will eat with care
Your first line is sparse
Its syllables' paucity
Like chalk on blackboard

My teeth revolting
With each deliberation
Patterns too square so

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