Siri bollocksed it up again

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Siri bollocksed it up again

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On the way to work the other day I was listening to "The Pleasures of Hope" album and I wanted to hear a specifc track.

Me: Siri, play The Geese in the Bog.
Siri: Now searching for The Cheese in the Blog.
Me: No Siri, play the Geese in the Bog.
Siri: I'm sorry but I can't find Jesus in the Fog in your music.
Me: You're going to meet Jesus in the Fog if you don't play The Geese in the Bog! :x

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Íosa sa cheo?



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Maybe a 900 foot Jesus in the mist? That should scare anything.
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Or a plastic one...


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I won't even tell you what Siri said when a friend of mine was trying to find a restaurant called Vegeeta Grande. Ben, Nano, or MT would have to pull it faster than goose poop through a tin horn.
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Ah, goose poop through a tin horn. I remember that night well. [sigh]
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"Make everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark"?

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Kinda looks like he fell into the ditch and is asking for a hand.
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