Why Kazoos are HOT!

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Edited on 3-13-06: I've arranged to trade the sax, thanks folks.

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Jeez, this forum is degenerating to sax and violins...
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brewerpaul wrote:Jeez, this forum is degenerating to sax and violins...


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Umm, guess I better not post anything about my Kazoo tweaking business just yet........

Okay, let's get back to mando talk: Hey Lorenzo, tell ya what, I'll trade ya straight across, the sax for one of the Gibbys. Heck, I don't even care which one, you choose. I'm feeling generous today!

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Loren wrote: Umm, guess I better not post anything about my Kazoo tweaking business just yet........

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Sure laugh all you want BB, however, Kazoo sales are about to skyrocket:

I have it on good authority that Michael Flatley's new production "Riverdance III: Bandaged Feet" will prominently feature Kazoos, rather than whistle. In fact, Davy Spillane is, as we speak, working on his own version of the Low D Kazoo, to play during the tour.

In addition, a Hollywood insider contact of mine has informed me that the next Star Trek Movie is in production and will be titled "The Ressikan Kazoo" (The full title is technically "Star Trek XI: The Generations Long Search Of The Final Frontier For First Contact With The Undiscovered Ressikan Kazoo" To be followed several years and many grey hairs and more than a few pounds later by "Star Trek XII: Insurrection of the Wrathful Ressikan Kazoo - Nemisis for Generations)

And need I even mention the use of Kazoo on the next remake of "Titanic"? Hardly necessary.

So keep on giggling there happy boy, but once these box office smashes break, I'm going to be selling more tweaked Kazoo's than you can shake a Little Black Whistle at. Hmph!

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Dude, yer killing me! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Is it true that someone makes a Low Kazoo?
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Whoops, I really need to start proof reading before posting, I think I've corrected the errors. Makes more sense with the word Kazoo where it's supposed to be :oops:

brewerpaul wrote:Is it true that someone makes a Low Kazoo?
Sure man, just tell me how many you'd like to order Image

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