20 ways to avoid ennui

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MarkB wrote:Walden wrote:
Turns out it's not some new-fangled kind of Eskimo from Canada, so I guess the thread is P.C. after all.
Not! They call themeselves the "Inuit" in Canada. Eskimo is an American term.

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True enough (well, American via French), though the following should be noted,

Eskimo has come under strong attack in recent years for its supposed offensiveness, and many Americans today either avoid this term or feel uneasy using it. It is widely known that Inuit, a term of ethnic pride, offers an acceptable alternative, but it is less well understood that Inuit cannot substitute for Eskimo in all cases, being restricted in usage to the Inuit-speaking peoples of Arctic Canada and parts of Greenland. In Alaska and Arctic Siberia, where Inuit is not spoken, the comparable terms are Inupiaq and Yupik, neither of which has gained as wide a currency in English as Inuit. While use of these terms is often preferable when speaking of the appropriate linguistic group, none of them can be used of the Eskimoan peoples as a whole; the only inclusive term remains Eskimo. ·The claim that Eskimo is offensive is based primarily on a popular but disputed etymology tracing its origin to an Abenaki word meaning “eaters of raw meat.” Though modern linguists speculate that the term actually derives from a Montagnais word referring to the manner of lacing a snowshoe, the matter remains undecided, and meanwhile many English speakers have learned to perceive Eskimo as a derogatory term invented by unfriendly outsiders in scornful reference to their neighbors' unsophisticated eating habits. --The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language.
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Thanks for the definition, alas everybody today is sensitive with names!

On another note, I found this website while looking for something else and it wastes even MORE TIME!

Quotes from Steve Wright, who ever he is a very long funny page!

http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html

Just a couple from him:

"All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs
synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a
department store...with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in
the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store." -- Steven Wright

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often
I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a
woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out." -- Steven Wright

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stiofan wrote:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
My poems rhyme. Alas, in this day and age they get more respect if they don't rhyme.

Oh, rhyme and meter have no place
In modern poets' thoughts, you see.
It ought to sound like leaves of grass,
In accordance with the prophecy :)
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MarkB wrote:In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often
I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a
woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out." -- Steven Wright
He's a hilarious comedian, and even funnier when you hear him deliver these lines in his very low-key monotonous drone.

This quote in particular is funny to me, because we have a random switch that appears to do nothing much. However, we had a houseguest once who got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and hit that switch by accident. She swore she then heard a voice downstairs that sounded like a radio. She turned the switch off and on, and the voice went off and on with it. We haven't been able to duplicate it since. My guess is the switch operates the ghosts, but only when they feel like it.

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