The planets are in line June 8

BillChin · Post by **BillChin** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:01 am

from http://www.exploratorium.edu/venus/

On June 8, 2004, astronomers in many parts of the world will watch as Venus moves across the disk of the Sun, one of the rarest planetary alignments. Only six Venus transits have occurred since the invention of the telescope in the 1600s.

Best views in Europe and Asia. Early risers on the American east coast can catch a glimpse.

lollycross · Post by **lollycross** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:02 am

How very interesting. And this time everyone will know what it is and not
think of space aliens or have some new religion pop up saying it was the
sign of someones birth.
I hope the scientists can learn something from it,
Lolly

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:44 pm

lollycross wrote:How very interesting. And this time everyone will know what it is and not
think of space aliens or have some new religion pop up saying it was the
sign of someones birth.
I hope the scientists can learn something from it,
Lolly

Pft, someone will find something to invent about it.

Besides, this is probably the reason for all the weird weather we have been having lately. Most likely will get worse as the date approaches too.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:51 pm

NorCalMusician wrote:
lollycross wrote:How very interesting. And this time everyone will know what it is and not
think of space aliens or have some new religion pop up saying it was the
sign of someones birth.
I hope the scientists can learn something from it,
Lolly
Pft, someone will find something to invent about it.

I'll bet we could come up with something really good if we try.

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:51 am

I promise to prevent global catastrophe from this transit.

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ApolloIncarnate · Post by **ApolloIncarnate** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:59 am

Could it be the Crystal People

. Or perhaps it will be Venus herself coming down to host a feast/orgy for the beautiful people. I have my bags packed

Jane · Post by **Jane** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:27 pm

NorCalMusician wrote: Besides, this is probably the reason for all the weird weather we have been having lately. Most likely will get worse as the date approaches too.

That'd be a challenge. I'm still bailing here in Illinois. I can't remember getting as much rain as this for as long. Tried to see Joannie Madden over the weekend and had to keep leaving the festival to keep my pumps going at home. Don't imagine she could even play the last night because of the storms around here.

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:32 pm

The Weekenders wrote:I promise to prevent global catastrophe from this transit.

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emmline wrote:
The Weekenders wrote:I promise to prevent global catastrophe from this transit.

Just send $5 to

Weekenders
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Whistler's Highlands, CA.
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$4
Emway Enterprises
PO Box $$$
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ApolloIncarnate · Post by **ApolloIncarnate** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:41 pm

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Walden · Post by **Walden** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 1:11 pm

lollycross wrote:How very interesting. And this time everyone will know what it is and not
think of space aliens or have some new religion pop up saying it was the
sign of someones birth.

Remember Hale-Bopp Comet?

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