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get ready to sail the high seas of cheese!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C_jPcUkVrM

Cheese? I don't see any cheese, just a few minutes of skin-crawling terror. That ain't no cheese in my book. You want from cheese, you should call Lawrence Welk.

Unless by "high seas" you metaphorically meant Switzerland. Those askance goats promise more chasing than I'd be prepared to wrangle with.

Perhaps it must be added that our plucky jumper/filmer, the late Uli Emanuele, is late for what some might call understandable reasons.