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 Post subject: Odd .. a poem.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:00 am 
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Location: Wombatistan

I just went in search of Stick.
He had been recluse in his cabana for years.
I had forgotten of him
But something made me go look.

I looked into the cabana - empty to the straw.

Had I failed to make his outlook pleasant?
Had I denied him his stickish delights?
Had I failed to take his rejection as any more than rejection?

I feel guilt. He asked me to leave him and I left.

In curiosity, I looked.

I found a note - rain-stained and yellow:
here I read it between the mould-stains:

"Well thank you very much not.
You gave me pretty whistles and press and photo-shoots.
And now you give me nothing.
You think I made myself rare to be forgotten?
You are mistaken.

I am gone from you loser.
You didn't think I was writing scripts for Charlie Sheen and said so in public - but I was all along.
(Even though my F18 is better than his).

I am bored now - There's this guy on USA wanst scripts for a presidency - all the whistles you can eat.

I'm a presidential script writer now - so long looser!


That's the note.

(disclaimer: I did take care of the stick for a while - it fell out of a tree and looked pathetic. These days I just make whistles. Sticks were always quite ordinary. Don't listen to them.)

All the best!


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 Post subject: Re: Odd .. a poem.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:50 pm 
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Well, that explains everything that's been happening on this side of the ponds. Stick...I shoulda known.

The Walrus

What would a wild walrus whistle if a walrus could whistle wild?

The second mouse may get the cheese but the presentation leaves a lot to be desired.

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