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"The patient has no past history of suicides."

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 6:09 pm
by Brus
Do you know what *your* medical records say?

http://littlecalamity.tripod.com/Text/M ... glish.html
On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.

When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.

Re: "The patient has no past history of suicides."

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 6:23 pm
by Feadoggie
All the way to Los Angeles. Wow.
Brus wrote:Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
Plasmapherisis makes it possible. Not every hospital has the equipment.

Re: "The patient has no past history of suicides."

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:08 pm
by an seanduine
Old Swedish saying: The patient died. . . .but his fever left him!

Bob