10. He who gets cocky will never play hockey.
9. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the humiliating stares of friends and neighbors.
8. To be, or not to be. Brrawkk!
7. Look, ma, no hands!
6. The heartbreak of species dysphoria.
5. What? There's no zipper? Help!!!
4. Frank Purdue contemplates the true meaning of karma.
3. 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate,
Baby I'm just gonna brrawkk brrawkk brrawkk brrawkk brrawkk brrawkk
Shake it off. Shake it off.
2. SWR seeks hot chick for chicken feed and a movie.
1. Cock-a-doodle-WΤF?
Thought for the day:
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Thought for the day:
"If you take music out of this world, you will have nothing but a ball of fire." - Balochi musician
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Vivat diabolus in musica! MTGuru's (old) GG Clips / Blackbird Clips
Joel Barish: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Dr. Mierzwiak: Well, technically speaking, the procedure is brain damage.
Joel Barish: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Dr. Mierzwiak: Well, technically speaking, the procedure is brain damage.
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Re: Thought for the day:
Vivat diabolus in musica! MTGuru's (old) GG Clips / Blackbird Clips
Joel Barish: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Dr. Mierzwiak: Well, technically speaking, the procedure is brain damage.
Joel Barish: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Dr. Mierzwiak: Well, technically speaking, the procedure is brain damage.
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Re: Thought for the day:
...And we talked about some old times
And we drank ourselves some beers
Still crazy after all these years.
I've proven who I am so many times, the magnetic strips worn thin.
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Re: Thought for the day:
No kidding. And he doesn't even have spurs to use on someone when they call him chicken.MTGuru wrote:6. The heartbreak of species dysphoria.
"If you take music out of this world, you will have nothing but a ball of fire." - Balochi musician