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Blarney Pilgrim · Post by **Blarney Pilgrim** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 9:27 am

Sorry about that. I know you are all dying in anticipation. I tried to link it and it didn't work before. Here it is.

http://www.patashley.com/tinwhistle/jokes.html

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adrianh · Post by **adrianh** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 9:41 am

No one ever thinks up new musician jokes, they are all substitued with what ever instrument you want to take the rip out of.

OH for some new material..............!!!

Any takers ?? The visual funnies (Forgot to say, brilliant Thom) migth be the way to go !

I'll go and hide now.

:->
A

Blaine McArthur · Post by **Blaine McArthur** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 9:53 am

Yeah, those aren't real whistle jokes, they are banjo jokes.

Blaine

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 6:34 pm

Blaine--

An expert's opinion, here: ALL musician jokes are appropriate for the banjo. (:

Tom

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 6:36 pm

For example:
(a couple which are new to me, anyway...)

What do you call a banjo player in a 3-peice suit?
The Defendent.

What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family.

Grannymouse · Post by **Grannymouse** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 10:46 pm

Blaine, I can relate the to your feeling atyour daughter's reaction. When I bring out a whistle in front of friends or relatives....they don't say anything.....they just roll their eyes....(tried to get one of those smilies up here but no luck).....anyway...you know what I mean or as Rodney Dangerfield would say "can't get no respect!" Gm

tubaman · Post by **tubaman** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 12:44 am

To the one who mentioned visual jokes...

There is a man at the top of the cliff, tying banjos to both his feet. From behind him comes a frantic shout "No, I said bungee jumping--BUNGEE!"

adrianh · Post by **adrianh** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 12:54 am

Paul,

LOL!!!!

That's better!! Good start to a Friday !

Any other takers??

Adrian

adrianh · Post by **adrianh** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 1:55 am

A Whistle Player gets towed into a garage after his car breaks down.

The mechanic asks "what happened?"

"I dunno" says the whistler "it just stopped running".

After a couple of minutes tinkering, the mechanic has the car running sweet again.

"Wow, what was wrong with it?" asks the whistler.

The mchanic replies "No big problem, just crap in the carburretor"

The whistler then asks "how many times a week do I have to do that then?".........

Adrian

P.S. Sorry if this offends, but I found it amusing.

mark02 · Post by **mark02** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 2:48 pm

Fred makes a lovely Bb whistle, less chiff than the high D, but still easy to play. Dale should be posting his review on Joe's nickle (NOT the "mellow brass") soon.

Is Cillian O'Brien tweaking these yet?

...just curious.
-Mark Sackett