OT: The Dale Files

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I realize the completely off topic nature of this thread, but I think that it is quite needed.
I have noticed something that may be quite a shock to the whistler's out there. It may be have deep psychological implications on a global scale.
Most of us are aware of the humorous references made of The Crystal People. The tongue-in-cheek, lighthearted comments originated by our founder. BUT! And that is a big but. No not Dale's butt, but rather the conjunction "but."
Anyway. . . To make a short story long I noticed something quite interesting the other day. Weird noises outside of my house, and bright lights in the sky have prevented me from posting this earlier.
Consider if you will a man who is loved by many for his promotion of the musical instrument the Irish Tinwhistle. A gentle soul who projects an aura of friendliness to all.
However, could there be a side to this man that has of yet been undiscovered? Could he be an operative in a plot so grand that it is inconceivable to the finite minds of mere humans?
Fact One: The tinwhistle could very well be a derivative of a very ancient tone signaling device used to catch the attention of something or someone listening.
Fact Two: In the movie Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, the first communication between human and alien was in the form of musical notes.
Fact Three: The tinwhistle could be used as a weapon above the second octave, and would require no training to be wielded successfully.
Fact Four: And by far the most convincing. If Dale simply places a gray-haired wig atop his head he bears an uncanny resemblance to the foremost author of alien contact in the world.
See for yourself in the pictures below. Could Dale actually be Whitley Streiber? Or is he a genetically altered clone? I hope that some brave soul can let the truth be known. Is there a Fox Mulder among us? Is there someone willing to become a martyr to expose the plot?
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(See Fact 2, hehe!) :grin:

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A Hobbit?

Whitley Strieber?

Admiral Viagra?

Porridge???

Gads! Who is this man????
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OK...who are The Crystal People?
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Lizzie, the Crystal People are kno/////////// //BRK///////////////BRK///////////////////////BREAK///////////////NETMONITOR
ACTIVATED///////////DATASTREAM INTERRUPT PROTOCOL “ALPHA”//////////////////////END

[ This Message was edited by: Crystal People on 2002-02-07 16:56 ]
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